If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter 25/26? (Who knows these days)

Shiny Vulpix has updated her status- I love being rare

Comments:

Shiny Luxray: It's almost a curse

Shiny Ninetails: Ah yes it is

Shiny Ralts: Always being hunted

Shiny Zoroark: Its hard out here for a shiny

Shiny Garchomp: Boy I know it!

Shiny Vulpix: YOU DONT GET TO COMPLAIN

Shiny Luxray: YOU F**KING WASTE OF AIR

Shiny Garchomp: That's f**cked up....
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Ash has updated his status- I HAVE A SHINY AND YOU DONT HAHAHAHAHA ~ with Poke-Master Oak

Comments:

Poke-Master Oak: SHUT UP

Conway: Gary didn't have any shiny Pokemon either...

Everyone: *holds breath*

Conway: What a funny coincidence!!

Everyone: *exhales*

Conway: You guys having a " Who can hold their breath the longest" contest?

Poke-Master Oak: No

Conway: Oh. I see... Anybody seen Gary? I searched Kalos and still couldn't find him

Poke-Master Oak: LEAVE GARY ALONE OKAY HE DOESNT LIKE YOU GO AWAYYYY NOW

Conway: Well.... I know when I'm not needed

Poke-Master Oak: NO U DONT BITCH

Conway: FUCK YOU

Everyone: *gasp*

Pikachu: TERMINATED
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~Conway has been removed from Facebook

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~Poke-Master Oak has changed his name to Gary is better than you

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Dialga has updated its status- TRAINER ARE YOU SUGGESTING THAT I STAY WITH THIS PROFESSOR?!

Comments:

Lucas: Dialga pls we're in public

Dialga: THE GOD OF TIME DOESNT WAIT

Ash: HE ALSO USES CAPS AT ALL TIMES

Lucas: S t o p

Dialga: TIME STOPS FOR NO ONE
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Lucas has updated his status- Stahp

Comments:

Dialga: NO ONEEEEEEEEE

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Calem has updated his status- The reason double slap can hit three times is the reason I have trust issues.

~ Serena, Wallace, and 8 others like this status

Comments:

N: Same
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~Ash has uploaded a selfie of him, Serena, and Bonnie

Comments:

Bonnie: Aww Dedene looks so cute in that picture!!

Serena: I look cute in every picture

Ash: Oh yeah?

Serena: YES ASH I DO

Ash: Okay! As long as you think you do, that's good enough for me.
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Bonnie has updated her status- Serena be like- Hey Ash how do I look in this Nurse Joy outfit?*Blushes*
Ash be like- It looks comfortable.

~ Nurse Joy, Nurse Joy, and 5 other Nurse Joys have liked this status

Comments:

Serena: * Facepalm*

Nurse Joy: LOL

Ash: What? It did

Serena: How would you know? Have you ever worn a dress before?

Ash: ...

Dawn: ...

Brock: ...

Piplup: ...

Pikachu: ...

Cilan: ...

Iris: ...

Jessie: ....

James: ...

Misty: ...

Ash: I don't ask you about your personal life
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Gary is better than you has updated his status- Delibird gave me 5 ultra balls!!

Comments-

Ash: I got 6. So HA

Misty: I got a magikarp plush!!

Magikarp: Is it sexy?

Misty: No... It's cute though

Magikarp: Oh. So it wasn't me because I'm very sexy.

Misty: Okay...

Ash: This just got weird

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Max has tagged Bonnie in his status- What did Delibird give you?

Comments:

Bonnie: A hat for Dedene!

Max: You really like Dedene

Bonnie: DUH
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Ash has tagged May, Max, and Brock in his status- Hey guys remember that one time I was possessed?

Comments:

May: Yes

Max: Yeah! It was pretty creepy.

Brock: Not really.

Ash: ... REALLY?!
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Zorua has updated his status- FOX POKEMON UNITE

Comments:

Vulpix: Yayyy

Fennekin: Hooray

Eevee: Yusssss

Sylveon: YAAAY!

Zorua: No. Evolutions don't count

Sylveon: Not even

Zorua: DONT

Sylveon: EEVEElutions?

Zorua: Get out

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(A/N. HEY EVERYONE MERRY CHRISTMAS. If you don't celebrate Christmas, then Happy New Years I just gave you a New Years present like 15 days early. Deal with it. Have a nice day! K Thx Bai!

- Chloe)