If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Bad Puns

Ash has updated his status- Guyz I'm bored

Comments:

Gary: Guys*

Ash: I don't even care

Misty: Challenge a gym or something...

Ash: I DID THAT ALREADY MISTY

Serena: The Snowbelle gym...

Ash: I DID IT ALREADY

Serena: When?

Ash: JAPAN

Gary: Not a time period, but alright.

Ash: SHUT UP GARY

Gary: YOU SHUT UP

Ash: MAKE ME

Gary: You're annoying.

Misty: You say that like you're not

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Paul has updated his status- People say I'm a jerk but I have never stolen Pokemon like Silver or N.

Comments:

Silver: You're not a "Good guy" either.

Paul: Who said I was

N: WELL I never directly stole any Pokemon

Wild Meowth: What did I say about the games meeting the anime?

N: To do it

Dawn: Damn Lyra and Hilda

Lyra: YOU'RE BOYFRIEND ISNT PERFECT EITHER

Dawn: I didn't say he was

Silver: Burn

Paul: Shut up I am perfect

Ash: #Flawless
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Gary has updated his status- Hey Ash have you ever seen a Mew?

Comments:

Misty: Oh god I know where this is going

Ash: Yup

Misty: Please no

Gary: Mewtwo

Misty: Goodbye

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Azelf has updated its status- But first....let me take Azelf-ie

Comments:

Misty: No....

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Raichu has updated his status- I'm not gonna Raichu a love song

Comments:

Misty: No!!

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Ho-oh has updated its status- That Ho-oh 's me money

Comments:

Misty: No!!!!!

Ho-oh/Unfezant: YES

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May has updated her status- Happy Fathers day, Drew!

Comments:

Drew: *CHOKES* *FALLS OUT OF CHAIR*

Norman: ExcUSE ME

Dawn: Damn

Paul: Damn indeed. Better not hear some of that from you.

Dawn: Never

Drew: MAY ITS NOT TRUE

Drew: IT CANT BE

Norman: Honey, wheres my gun?

Drew: MAYYYY

Ash: Can I be the Godfather?

Misty: Ash!

Ash: What?

Brock: Oh my god, May

May: WAIT NO

May: I DIDNT-

Max: THIS IS SO FUNNY

May: MAX YOU HACKED MY FACEBOOK?!

Max: THIS IS WHAT YOU GET FOR LAUGHING AT FOURTHWHEELSHIPPING

Bonnie: Well dang I wouldn't have gone this far...how'd you get her password so easy?

Max: Seriously it was 'Drew'

May: ...Not anymore....

Drew: MAY ITS NOT TRUE RIGHT

May: No! It's not!

Drew: Thank god!

Norman: You're lucky my wife got rid of the gun when Max was born

Bonnie: You took it a little far, Max

Max: It's never too far

May: You're gonna get it you brat

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Dawn has updated her status- Hey Paul...

Comments:

Paul: Don't even try
~Ash and Barry have liked this comment

Barry: Lol

Paul: Don't talk to me, Barry

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Onix has updated her status- This shit is onix-ceptable

Comments:

Ho-Oh/Unfezant: YAAASSSSS SLAAAYYY

Dr.Oak: What have I created....
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So yeah...that's it. Also I would like to know how you'd feel about a written chapter. Like not like FB but, like an irl of one of the characters. I was just brainstorming this chapter and thought  about it. Anyways ITS STILL FATHERSDAY WHERE I AM SO IM NOT LATE. Anyways

K Thx Bai

Also Max took it too far