If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter One million and six

Delcatty has updated her status- The f*ck was that? The f*ck is this? The f*ck are you?

Comments:

Ash: Um what

Brendan: She got confused

Delcatty: BETTER PUNCH MYSELF IN THE FACE

Brendan: NO DONT DO IT

Delcatty: *punches self* *faints*

Brendan: OH BOB SAGET NOT AGAIN

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Serena has tagged Ash in her status- Hey Ash wanna go out?

Comments:

Ash: Sure, where to?

Serena: No I mean do you want to go out with me? Lol

Ash: Yeah I know, where to?

Serena: ...

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~Everybody has un friended Nobody

~Everybody has un friended Not God

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Nobody has updated his status-
Good....good!!

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James has updated his status- How long is this tv show gonna go for?!

Comments:

Meowth: Ifj, mirt loje.? Iow konf ia rhos book fonba fo gor?

Jessie: Um what

James: Why are you the only Pokemon that can't type?

Meowth: FHUR YP

Jessie: idk wtf tht meanz

James: I don't understand either of you anymore...

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Meowth has updated his status- I gut autocorrect, botched!!

Comments:

James: I only understood about 1/3 of that

Meowth: Dermatologist

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Ash has updated his status- Ah I hope I never become "Dark Ash" ever again!

Comments:

Pokemon the movie-Hoopa unbound: LOL

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Gale has updated her status- Derrick.... Derrick... Let's me and you make a reunion

Comments:

Ash: Um who even are you?

Gale: Oops wrong tv show

~ Gale has logged off

Pikachu: What just happened?

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~May and Drew have changed their relationship status to: It's complicated

Comments:

Dawn: WHAT?! Why??

May: HE KEEPS BEATING ME IN CONTESTS! HE'S ALSO SELFISH HE NEVER LETS ME JUMP ON HIS BED

Drew: MAY YOU CANT JUMP ON MY BED WHEN ITS 3:30 IN THE MORNING AND IM SLEEPING

May: YES I CAN SHIA LABEOUF TOLD ME TO NOT LET MY DREAMS BE DREAMS!

Drew: OH MY GOD

Arceus: I have bigger problems to deal with than your problems. But... Since I am a nice guy- May get over it and you can't just go around jumping ON PEOPLES BEDS!!! VICTINI

Victini: Okay I get it... No need to subtweet

Paul: THIS ISNT TWITTER

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Dawn has updated her status- Paul, please stop yelling at everyone about Twitter!

Comments:

Paul: Okay

Kenny: Really? That easy?

Paul: YES KENNY I LOVE HER

Dawn: Aww I love you too Paul!

Kenny: Pfft..... she said I was handsome when I beat Ash......

Ash: YOU WERE NOT

Ash: LIES

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(A/N. Hooray another short chapter! #ObviousSarcasmWouldBeObviousIfYouCouldActuallyHearMeTalking. Question of the day: What is Meowth saying?
K Thx Bai!!
And I also have finals tomorrow. Please wish me luck. Please.

              -Chloe)