If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Dab on them haters

Ash has updated his status- *dabs on Paul and Trip*

Comments:

Trip: What the hell are you doing?

Ash: I'M DABBING ON THE HATERS

Paul: Kill yourself

Paul: Now

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Dawn has tagged Paul in her status- Honey I love you, but stop telling people to kill themselves

Comments:

Paul: Why

Dawn: Because it's rude

Misty: Have you met Paul?
~Ash, Kenny, and two others have liked this comment

Dawn: Have you?

Misty: ...

Misty: Well uh

Dawn: No

Dawn: You haven't

Barry: DAMN DA(WN)IEL

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Hilda has updated her status- Its 2017, why can't I delete friends in real life?

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Hilda has updated her status- So it turns out what I was thinking of is called murder

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Rosa has updated her status- Whenever I'm feeling good about myself, some pretty girl walks by and drops my self esteem again

Comments:

Hugh: Stop walking by mirrors

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Gary has updated his status- I winked at someone today

It was me

In the mirror

I'm hot and spicy like that

Comments:

Misty: Ew
~Ash and Brock have liked this comment

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Rapidash has updated his status- I'm just looking for a stable relationship

Tired of horsing around

Need a mane chick

A ride or die

~N, Pikachu, and three others have liked this status

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Dawn has updated her status- Okay so Paul asked me if I was hungry and I said no but he brought me food anyways <3

Comments:

May: Marry him

Paul: Don't give her ideas

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Cheren has updated his status- Every day is leg day when you're running from your problems

~Bianca, Nate, and three others have liked this status

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Max has updated his status- I just won my junior spelling bee

Comments:

Gary: Only virgins and nerds spell correctly

Max: You didn't misspell a single word in that sentence

Gary: Listen...I difbt cime hwre tp br dissreprcyed

(So uh

This chapter

Idk

I was just bored so I wrote this

So uh

K thx bai!)