If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter I had this Friday off *dabs*

Hilda has updated her status- Yes N I'm sure that Cars and Cars 3 are the only Cars movies

Comments:

N: But why would they skip 2?

Cheren: What? There's a Cars 2

Hilbert: No there's not

Hilda: Yeah Cheren what are you talking about

Cheren: But-

Hilda: SHUT UP OR I'LL GET THE SQUAD

Silver: Have we been summoned?

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Gladion has tagged Silver and Hilda in his status- Gotta cancel on our meeting tonight

Comments:

Hilda: Tf

Silver: Do you need to exit the squad?

Gladion: No I'm just busy

Hilda: Doing?

Hau: Moon
~Sun has liked this comment

Gladion: WHAT? NO!

Silver: So this is how it's gonna be?

Hilda: Hoes before bros, huh?

Lillie: He'd better not be doing Moon

Lillie: I called dibs

Gladion: I don't care about your dibs

Lillie: Well maybe you SHOULD

Gladion: But I DON'T

Moon: What

Lillie: Nothing hi best friend

Moon: Hi!

Silver: That easy?

Sun: She's easy to distract

Moon: What a load

Sun: Omg is that a shiny?!

Moon: W H E R E

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Reggie has tagged Paul and Dawn in his status- Do NOT SIN IN MY HOUSE

Comments:

Paul: Ugh

Dawn: How are we supposed to sin if people KEEP CATCHING US

Misty: Um

Misty: Don't?

Dawn: Oh please Misty be serious

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Delia has tagged Ash in her status- You smell like illegal memes

Comments:

Ash: You smell like your husband left you for another woman
~Dr. Oak, Gary, and seventy others have liked this comment

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Blue has updated his status- Girls cry when they're angry cause they remember it's illegal to murder you

Comments:

Hilda: What does "illegal" even mean these days?

Green: ...Not legal...

Hilda: Interesting...

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Hilda has updated her status- I wish my mother would stop asking when she's gonna have grandkids