If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter SUMMER VACATION

Arceus has updated his status- Lol I'm amazing

Comments:

Misty: Of course you would say that

Arceus: Take out the words, 'would', 'say', and 'that' in that sentence, and replace it with 'are'

Misty: ....

Misty: WHY DO I EVEN BOTHER?!

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Arceus has updated his status- Lol guess what I ship

Comments:

Dialga: Dawn and Paul?

Palkia: But doesn't everyone ship them? It's like May and Drew

Dawn: Why. Am. I. Friends. With. These. Pokemon.

May: I'm only friends with Arceus because HE MADE ME FRIEND HIM

Arceus: Pshh May girl you cray

Arceus: The answer is- Fourthwheelshipping

Serena: *Tries not to laugh*

Ash: BAHAHAHA OMG THATS GREAT

Max: Ugh I hate you all

Bonnie: We aRE NOT fourth wheels

Ash: Right and I'm not a Pokemon master

Clemont: You aren't...

Ash: NOT IN FRONT OF THE KIDS CLEMONT

Ash: *single tear runs down cheek*

Serena: And you say I'm the drama queen.

Ash: SHUT UP SERENA

Arceus: #Armourshipping.

Ash: #DrinkBleach

Misty: Oh my god Ash

Brock: When did you get so violent?

Ash: WHEN HE STOLE MY GIRL SCOUT COOKIES

Paul: *sarcastic voice* That bastard

Ash: IM GETTIN REAL TIRED OF YOUR SHIT PAUL

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Dawn has updated her status- Woohoo summer break!!

Comments:

Misty: Yes! I'm so excited to go to the beach!

May: Me too!

Dawn: We should all go together!

May: OMG yes! I'll bring Drew!!

Drew: Do I have to go?

May: YES

Drew: Fine.

Misty: Well Ash is in Kalos...Gary wanna come?

Gary: Girls in bikinis? I'm there.

Misty: Mature.

Dawn: I'll bring Paul!!!

Paul: Ugh sunlight. Ugh people.

Dawn: Aww come on Paul!

Bianca: Can Iris and I come too?

May: Of course!!

Ash: I wanna goooo!!! Misty how could you not invite me??

Misty: Ash. Stop being a baby.

Dawn: Maybe Ash can come! I hear there's a beach by Cyllage city in Kalos

Paul: UGH TRAVELING

Dawn: EVERYONE WILL MEET IN KALOS!!!

Paul: UUUGGGGGGGHHHHHHH

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Paul has updated his status- Dawn it's too early I wanna go back to bed

Comments:

Dawn: No!! We need to get on the plane!!

Paul: But Dawn!!!

May: My God, fight about this in real life.

Ash: What will that solve?

Drew: Nothing that's what

May: Drew!!

Drew: Fight me in a contest May

May: STAHP

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Trip has updated his status- #MoreTripsWithoutTrip

Comments:

Ash: Salty

Trip: I'm not salty

Barry: Totally salty

Trip: You're not going either!!!!

Barry: This isn't about me

Barry: This is about you being salty

Trip: I'm not salty

Ash: U r tho

Trip: ....

Ash: #TripIsSaltyForBeingSalty

Paul: Hashtags

Paul: Don't

Paul: Do

Paul: ANYTHING

Ash: Lol yes they do

Paul: Like what?

Ash: Make you angry

Paul: ASH YOURE DEAD TO ME

Paul: YOURE DEAD TO DAWN TOO

Dawn: What?

Ash: How dare you she is my bff we high five all the time and Piplup and Pikachu were once in love because of this scientist guy

Piplup: MAN WHY YOU GOTTA TELL PAUL?!

Piplup: NOW IMMA LOOK LIKE A FOOL IN FRONT OF HIS POKEMON

Magmortar: Lol you suck

Electivire: Lol tf is wrong with you

Piplup: I HATE YOU ASH

Piplup: DO YOU HAVE ANY IDEA HOW MUCH TIME I SPEND WITH THESE F**KERS?!

Piplup: HOURS

Ash: Lol idc

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(A/N. What happened in this chapter? I DONT KNOW AND I DONT CARE BECAUSE IM ON SUMMER BREAK WOOHOO. I'm going through some writers block currently so I hope this chapter is funny. I've also got an idea for the next chapter which won't be FB, buuuut when I upload that one, a FB chapter will be uploaded with it so you could skip it if you wanted. Okay I'm rambling I'm gonna end it now.

K Thx bai!

-Chloe)