If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter DISNEY IS LIT

Paul has updated his status- Ew I'm a loser with purple hair

Comments:

Trip: Ew I'm a loser with no life

Iris: Oh no

Arceus: Oh yes

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Dawn has tagged Arceus in her status- Why would you swap my boyfriend with a loser?

Comments:

Arceus: I see no change
~Ash has liked this comment

Dawn: ...

Dawn: Hey I have some Girl Scout cookies in my van get in and you can have some

Arceus: Your boyfriend already made that joke

Meowth: Liikd lokr yhe aithwr is reusong jpkrs

Sylveon: SHUT UP MEOWTH

Arceus: You both know too much

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Trip has tagged Paul in his status- Your team is horrible and unbalanced

Comments:

Paul: Well yours is...

Paul: Pretty good actually...

Trip: I know

Ash: Shape up

Iris: CAUSE I NEED A MAN

Meowth: Syip reusong jiked!

Arceus: Shut up

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Arceus has updated its status- This is boring, I thought Trip would insult Dawn more

Comments:

Paul: I'm not that petty

Paul: Anymore...

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Hilda has updated her status- So I showed N Pyroar King 2 and now he won't stop singing

Comments:

N: HE LIVES IN YOU

Hilda: Kill me

N: WE ARE ONEEEEE

Cheren: You have no one to blame but yourself

N: THATS MY LULLABY

Bianca: Why did you show him this movie?

N: IN UPENDI

Hilda: He wanted to see it!

N: LOVE WILL FIND A WAY

Cheren: So?

N: I'm out of songs

N: Show me a new movie

Hilda: No

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N has updated his status- I WANNA BE WHERE THE PEOPLE ARE

Comments:

Hilda: WHERE DID YOU LEARN THAT

N: SOMEDAY I'LL BE PART OF YOUR WORLD