If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter SPRING BREAK

Ash has updated his status- Spring brEAAKKKKKKK!!!! WHO WANTS TO HANG OUT?! WHERE MAH BOYS AT?! GARY, PAUL, BARRY, CLEMONT, WE GOING ON A TRIP. BUT TRIP ISNT INVITED

Comments:

Paul: Fine. I've got nothing better to do

Gary: Pshh pathetic. I've got dates with 8 super hot girls

Misty: No you don't

Gary: GOD DAMMIT MISTY

Barry: I'm up for it! As long as you don't run into me. Then I'll have to fine you.

Paul: Ugh nvm I'm not going

Ash: Just because of Barry?

Paul: I sort of respect you Ash, but I f**kin hate Barry

Clemont: I don't know, Ash....I don't know any of these people

Serena: I'LL GO

Clemont: .....

Ash: .....

Serena: *ahem* Uh as long as you don't want to that is

Ash: NO GIRLS. ONLY THE GIRLS WE MEET ON THE TRIP.

Ash: Plus Clemont has to go. I don't have any other single guy friends besides these guys

Brock: Um hello?

Cilan: ??

Ash: But you're older than us

Kenny: Wow

Ash: I DONT LIKE YOU KENNY. ID RATHER INVITE DREW. AND I DONT EVEN REALLY KNOW DREW

Drew: Eh fair. May and I are busy anyway.

Dawn: Busy? ;)

May: DAWN

Misty: Let's just leave those two alone ;)

May: MISTY

Max: What is happening?

May: NOTHING

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Ash has updated his status- PAUL PLEASE COME WITH US

Comments:

Paul: No

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Ash has updated his status- Get in the car, Paul

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Ash has updated his status- I SAID GET IN

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Ash has updated his status- He's fine now

Comments

Paul: Whatever

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Dawn has updated her status- IM FREAKIN BORED

Comments:

May: Well maybe if you hadn't broken up with Paul...again....then you wouldn't be?

Dawn: We weren't like you and Drew, May. WE WERENT ALWAYS BUSY

May: WELL SORRY HE WAS ALWAYS HELPING ME PREPARE FOR CONTESTS. GOD

Arceus: Sorry I'm on break...Spring break

Arceus: *Plays epic music* *Puts on sunglasses* *Turns back to explosion and walks away*

Dawn: Wtf

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Ash has posted a group selfie of him, Gary, Paul, Barry, and Clemont in front of Prism Tower- First stop on our #Springbreak trip! Next stop- Castelia city!

Comments:

Clemont: Why'd we have to stop there

Clemont: I live there

Iris: So you're basically just going to the major cities in each region?

Ash: Yes

Iris: You're dumb

Ash: I don't tell you how to live your life, bitch

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Hilda has updated her status- Free health care. 350$ lemonade. Makes perfect sense

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Eevee has updated his status- Why does everyone want me to change...

Comments:

Random trainer: Because you suck on your own

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(A/N. Hello. I am updating now because I won't have service this week. I'm going to my aunts and she lives in the woods so the service isn't great.

So some of you seem to like the idea of a character q/a.
So if you're interested, message me the question and which character you're asking. (Messaging me would be the easiest way to get ahold of me)

Then They'll answer it in a chapter.
K Thx Bai)