If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter GOOD NEWS EVERYONE

Dr.Oak has updated his status- Good news everyone!

Comments:

Misty: What is it?

Dr.Oak: Idk I thought you'd know

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Blue has tagged Red in his status- You didn't kill my Raticate!

Comments:

Red: Yes I did, I'm sorry!!! :(

Blue: It's impossible it was the same one

Red: How?!

Blue: GAME THEORY

Red: What??

Clemont: GET OUTTA HERE WITH THAT SH*T
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Yellow has tagged Blue in her status- Wait which one are you

Comments:

Blue: What do you mean?

Yellow: Like are you the guy or the girl

Blue: The guy!!!

Yellow: SORRY ITS CONFUSING. IN JAPAN YOURE THE GIRL AND GREEN IS THE GUY

Green: Yuuuup

Blue: Why are you so okay with it

Green: Cause it doesn't matter

Blue: BOI

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Silver has updated his status- Hey where's my mom

Comments:

Rocket Admin Ariana: ITS NOT MEEEEE

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Silver has tagged Giovanni in his status- FATHER FIGHT ME

Comments:

Jessie: The boss has a son?

James: No, no. This kid is lying

Lyra: Not a lie

Giovanni: W-what I don't have a son that's crazy talk who even are you child?

Silver: WOW OKAY THIS IS WHY I HATE YOU AND YOUR....YOUR...stupid organization and.... LYRA FIGHT HIM FOR ME

Lyra: You're soft cause he's your dad I get it FITE ME GIOVANNI

Giovanni: K

Silver: I'm NOT soft

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Lyra has updated her status- F**KING SH*T

Comments:

Gold: You lost didn't you?

Lyra: Just fight Giovanni for my boyfriends honor

Gold: No

Lyra: Do it or I'll ship you

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Gold has updated his status- IM GONNA DO IT

Comments:

Silver: He left

Gold: Well shoot

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Silver has tagged Giovanni in his status- Coward

Comments:

Giovanni: DO NOT TAKE THAT TONE WITH ME YOUNG MAN

Read this for update-

This chapter got aggressive towards the end and it's awful but

I'm feeling better!!! YAY I can annoy you all with my weird updates!!

And I have a story for you to read while you wait for the next awful chapter!! #ThatSelfPromo

It's called Heart of Silver. It's about Lyra's Pokemon journey. I don't normally write stuff like that so we'll see how it goes. It also happens to be the reason this chapter sucks

Also in the second episode of Pokemon generation I half expected Silver to show up and yell at his dad for being a deadbeat

Also I think people ship Silver and his dad....I don't wanna know

Also a couple chapter back I made references nobody got so I'm gonna give you a hint.

The hint is the title of this chapter