If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter I know it's not Friday hush

Lillie has updated her status- Hey Moon wanna sleep over

Comments:

Moon: Sure

Lillie: Yessss

Moon: Gladion gonna be there?

Lillie: Um...no?

Moon: Damn

Gladion: HA

Lillie: SHUT UP FLOWER BOY

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Sun has tagged Moon in his status- Are you aware that they're fighting over you?

Comments:

Moon: Yeah

Hau: You're not gonna say anything to them?

Moon: Nope

Sun: ...

Hau: ...

Sun: Alright

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Paul has updated his status- I'll probably come off as mean when you first meet me, but if you get to know me you'll find out I'm actually meaner

Comments:

Ash: True

Dawn: I saw him step on a flower yesterday just for the fun of it

Gladion: YOU MONSTER

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Silver has tagged Lyra in his status- Where's my shirt

Comments:

Lyra: I don't know

Silver: You don't?

Lyra: Nope

Silver: So we agree that you don't know?

Lyra: Yes...

Silver: So the shirt in question is not the shirt that you are currently wearing?

Lyra: ...No...

Silver: WHY ARE YOU ALWAYS STEALING MY CLOTHES

Lyra: BECAUSE I MISS YOU

Silver: I'M RIGHT HERE TF DO YOU MEAN YOU MISS ME

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Gary has updated his status- Christmas is so close I can almost taste the mistletoe I'm not gonna be kissed under
~Misty, Dr. Oak, and ten other have liked this status

Comments:

Misty: Was anyone really gonna kiss you anyway?
~Ash, Brock, and six others have liked this status

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Lyra has updated her status- My Mom just flat out told me to dump Silver

Comments:

Gold: Do it

Hilda: Why'd she say that

Lyra: Because preciousmetal is her otp

Gold: Omg I love your mom

Lyra: Take your gay somewhere else

Lyra: Like with Blue

Blue: I'm not gay

Red: RIGHT