If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter hm01

Bulbasaur has tagged Charmander in his status- I WILL HM01 YOU

Comments:

Charmander: Dang

Squirtle: I'll hm04 Charmander

Bulbasaur: That didn't make sense. I'll hm01 you too

Charmander: I like to hm04 the Internet

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Iris has updated her status- Hey Ash, who was the stronger rival? Trip or Paul?

Comments:

Trip: Me. For sure.

Paul: Yeah right. You're pathetic, Trip

Barry: OOHHHH DAAAANGGG

Ash: Out of Trip and Paul...Paul. He was mean to everyone. And now he's dating Dawn. So she never takes my side anymore. And I hate that because I used to be right

Ash: Now I'm not.

Barry: BAM. IN YOUR FACE TRIP

Trip: OH SHUT UP PAUL FANBOY

Barry: What?

Trip: ASH LIKES TO TALK

Barry: To you?

Trip: No to Bianca. But Bianca talks to everyone. She's annoying like that.

Ash: But out of all my rivals the most horrible one was.....

Ash: Gary Mother F**kin Oak

Gary is better than you: OHHHH DAMMMNNNN GET REKT YOU TWO

Ash: Plus his voice is annoying

Gary is better than you: What....

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Mewtwo has updated its status- PLS MOVE GUY

Comments:

Random Guy: No

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N has updated his status- If I could be any Pokemon, I would be a Zoroark

Comments:

Ash: If you search the Internet a bit, I'm sure you'll find a theory about it

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N has updated his status- I have searched the Internet and I can confirm indeed that I am not a Zoroark.

Yet.

~Ash, Cilan, and five others have liked this status

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Construction worker has updated his status- I'm sorry. There's a blackout. You can't go any farther until it's fixed.

Comments:

Random Lady: *Walks past worker*

Calem: Then where the hell THAT BITCH GOING