If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter I dont know what to name it

Ash has updated his status- I suddenly have the urge to be an egotistic douche....

Comments:

Gary: I WANNA BE A POKEMON MASTER!!!

Brock: Greaaat

Serena: Ash is really annoying

Gary: No he's not!!

Bonnie: Does this mean Serena has a crush on Gary now?

Serena: NO

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Gary has updated his status- I h8 this

Comments:

Ash: Hate*

Gary: BOI

Ash: Boy*

Gary: FRIIIIIIICKK

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Serena has tagged Ash in her status- ASH WILL YOU PLEASE STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF

Comments:

Ash: No

Bonnie: SHUT UP

Ash: No

Bonnie: BOOOOYYY

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~Ash has changed his name to Ash is better than you~

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~Ash is better than you has changed his name to Ash~

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Misty has updated her status- What happened?

Comments:

May: I don't know...

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Ash has updated his status- Everyone and everything is pathetic and weak except for me

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Paul has updated his status- Yay Dawn won a contest!!!

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May has updated her status- I think I know what happened

Comments:

Dawn: ARCEUS

Arceus: Yessss?

Dawn: I want my boyfriend back

Paul: You like me?

Ash: Duh you idiot

Paul: I'm not an idiot!

Ash: Yeah okay whatever

Paul: I'm NOT

Dawn: I'm so sick of this

Dawn: Can Nobody come back and make Arceus fix this?

Gary: Who?

Dawn: Never mind

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Bonnie has updated her status- Ash is scary...

Comments:

Reggie: Well Paul's kind of a scary person so if their personalities switched its not surprising Ash would be as well

Ash: You're a poor excuse for a breeder

Reggie: Paul do you really think that?

Paul: No Reggie you're the best!

Reggie: I'm having mixed emotions about this

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Ahh a short chapter. Ash and Gary weren't switched for that long cause tbh I think they're really similar.

I'm also thinking about making a book on how I feel about some shipping a in Pokemon. I've just been looking at a bunch of those types of books and was like " Telling people how much I love May and Drew? SIGN ME UP"

Tell me if you would read it or not

K Thx bai