If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter This Took a Week to Write

Paul has updated his status- I hate everyone

Comments:

Ash: Except me

Paul: No, especially you

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Ash has updated his status- PAUL IS MEAN

Comments:

Kenny: Duh

Paul: Shut up, Kenny

Ash: DAWN I DO NOT THINK YOU AND PAUL SHOULD BE DATING

Dawn: Why?

Ash: YOURE TOO NICE FOR HIM

Misty: I say they're perfect for each other. They're two halves of a whole

Ash: ....They're not us, Misty

Serena: Haha I'm gonna go die

Paul: Who are you?

Serena: I WILL NOT TAKE ATTITUDE FROM A DUMB PURPLE HAIRED GUY

Ash: Wow Serena you're mean too. Good luck to the guy that ends up with you...

Serena: *Screams into pillows*

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Dawn has updated her status- What's everyone's favorite thing about summer?

Comments:

Misty: I always liked playing at the beach with my water Pokemon

Ash: What about that one time we crashed somebody's boat and had to enter you in a swimsuit competition to pay for it but my mom ended up winning instead

Misty: That's your favorite part about summer?

Ash: No, but it was definitely an interesting day

Brock: I love seeing all the girls in their swimsuits!!

Ash: Forget my answer

Dawn: Ugh, boys!!!

Paul: I gotta agree with Brock

Dawn: PAUL

Kenny: I'd hate to agree with Paul, but he's right about Brock being right

Dawn: I CANT BELIEVE THIS

Misty: Well it could be worse. When Ash first saw me in my swim suit he stared at me and said "It's weird seeing ya look like a girl"

Dawn: Charming

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Ash has updated his status- I'm sorry and My bad mean the same thing unless you're at a funeral

Comments:

Misty: Oh my God

Arceus: That is quite humerus indeed.

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Arceus has updated his status- Hey I just Mewtwo and this is Cradily, but here's my Numel... so call me Mankey

Comments:

Misty: Why is this happening

Arceus: Because I'm God and I said so

Ash: Fair enough

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N has updated his status- I'm freaking amazing

Comments:

Bianca: Ehhhhhh

Cheren: Nahhh

Hilda: I think he's adorable

N: IM NOT ADORABLE IM HOT

Hilda: You're cute

N: NOOOO

Cheren: *cough* Bothers *cough*

Bianca: *cough* Buzzkill *cough*

Cheren: BIANCA

Bianca: What?!!

Cheren: I LOVE YOU

Bianca: ....What??

Hilda: *trying not to smile*

Cheren: ....Hilda I'm going to give you five seconds to explain this

Hilda: What's there to explain? You obviously love Bianca

Cheren: Hilda...

Bianca: ......

Cheren: I'm

Cheren: Gonna

Cheren: Kill you

Hilda: Why cause I called you out or because I changed "You're such a bother" to "I love you" in your phone?

Cheren: HILDA!!!!!

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Ahhh I have major writers block help me plz

I BEG

PLEASE