If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter 8

Ursaring has uploaded a picture of him in a top hat and bowtie- Im Freddy Fazbear!

Comments-

Lopunny: Im Bonnie!

Combusken- I'm Chica! Ha!

Zoroark: I'm Foxy or whatever...

Yellow Ursaring: I'll be Golden Freddy

Ursaring: Lopunny you cant be Bonnie!

Lopunny: Why?

Ursaring: You're a girl....

*Awkward silence*

Lopunny: How do you know?!

Ursaring: WE LIVE IN THE SAME FOREST

Lopunny: Haha oh yeah!

Lopunny: But I can still be Bonnie if I want!

Ursaring: Fine whatever...

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Ash has updated his status- Im Ash

Comments-

Misty: .....Really?

Ash: Yeah!

Misty: You're an idiot

Ash: Thanks

Misty: You're stupid

Ash: Not really

Misty: Yes you are

Ash: If I was so stupid would I have saved the world dozens of times?

Misty: You had help!

Ash: Not most of the time

Misty: Oh shut it!

Ash: Over your dead body

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N has updated his status- Jeez Gold you're so loud, what are you doing?

Comments-

Gold: Your Mom

N: I don't have a mom

Gold:... um ok sorry

N: It's alright man-

Gold: Your Mom's alright

N: -_-

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Serena has updated her status- If I threw Fennekin in the water- would she survive?

Comments-

Ash: Idk ask the animators

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Ash and James are now friends

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James has updated his status- Stalking the twerps. Gonna get that Pikachu

Comments-

Jesse: YOU IDIOT JAMES

Ash: Pikachu, thunderbolt

Pikachu: Pika-CHUUUUUUUU

Team Rocket: WE'RE BLASTING OFF AGAIN

James: Maybe I shouldn't have friended Ash...

Jesse: Ya THINK

Meowth: yoiurew stuipidf

Jesse: Meowth what are you even-?

Meowth: yipou treyo typijnhg wiht no thubsm1!@

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Serena has updated her status- Ash and I were basically on a date last week!

Comments-

Ash: We were shopping... for our Pokémon

Serena: I know- but the other girls gotta be jellicent

Misty: Shut up

Dawn: Whatever contest wannabe

Shauna: DANG!!!

Serena: You're a contest wannabe too!

Shauna: I know- but this isn't about me

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(A/N; So did anybody see last week's Pokémon episode? Just me? Maybe? So basically they weren't being shy about the fact that Serena likes Ash like they were with the other girls. Serena is lucky Ash is probably the second most stupid guy in the world. The first is Percy Jackson. Ash is the master of the friendzone!!!!

K Thx Bai!)