If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Hell yeah

Hilda has updated her status- Do I like him or is he just tall?

Comments:

Hilda: I like him

N: <3

Bianca: Goals

Hilda: Damn right

Hilda: Hear that Rosa?

Hilda: GOALS

Rosa: IT WAS SYLVEUS

Sylveon: No what are you talking about

Arceus: It was not

Sylveon: Hoe

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Hugh has updated his status- Honestly, I'm a little afraid of Hilda

Comments:

Hilda: Omg why?

Hugh: Cause you're mean

Hilda: I am not mean

Hilda: Have I stabbed you yet?

Hilda: No

Hilda: That's what I thought

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N has updated his status- There was a guy who called Hilda "pretty" today

So I called Silver and Gladion

No one touches my Hilda but me

Comments:

Hugh: Maybe I should be scared of N, too

Silver: The murder and Fifty Shades has really rubbed off on him

Hilda: Yeah...

Hilda: I should fix that

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Ho-oh/Unfezant has tagged Unfezant/Ho-oh in his status- WE'RE BACK B*TCHES

Comments:

Ash: Great...

Unfezant/Ho-oh: Everyone withhold your enthusiasm

Gary: Where did you even go?

Unfezant/Ho-oh: We were learning about the art of fourth wall breaking

Misty: It's an art?

Ho-oh/Unfezant: YES

Gary: Huh

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Sylveon has tagged Ho-oh/Unfezant and Unfezant/Ho-oh in her status- Honestly the reason I don't write about you two ever is cause your names are too much grief

Comments:

Ho-oh/Unfezant: WHAT

Sylveon: So uh

Sylveon: Bye

Unfezant/Ho-oh: No I can fix this

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~Unfezant/Ho-oh has changed her name to Fire Goddess~

~Ho-oh/Unfezant has changed his name to Fire God~

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Sylveon has tagged Fire God and Fire Goddess in her status- Fine

Comments:

Fire God: HAHA YES BOW DOWN STUPID MORTALS