What would happen if the Pokémon characters had Facebook? Horrible things? Dramatic things? Weird things? Irrelevant things? Unnecessary things? The possibilities are endless!!
Read along as Ash and many other characters enjoy/hate the life that is...
Ash has updated his status- We had to cut the trip short because somebody was rude to Diantha saying she raised her Pokémon poorly and calling her pathetic...
Comments:
Paul: It's not my fault she sucks
Diantha: I beg your pardon?! I am a lady! I won't be spoken to that way!
Paul: Nobody likes you...
Serena: I think she's dazzling!!
Paul: THIS IS WHY ASH DOESNT LIKE YOU
Ash: What was that?
Serena: NOTHING!!
Paul: *shakes head* Pathetic...
Ash: Okay!!
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Paul: See what I mean?
Shauna: She never will. Love is blind after all
Kenny: So that's why Dawn liked Paul... She couldn't see how ugly he is!
Paul: GOD DAMMIT KENNY
Kenny: YOU'RE NOT DENYING IT
Dawn: It's all okay now because I've regained my vision ~Kenny, Reggie and 2 others liked this comment
Paul: Really Reggie?
Reggie: What? She burned you
Reggie: Plus I'm the hotter brother anyway
Paul: Whatever helps you sleep at night...
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Hilda has updated her status- Professor logic- You're 10? Here's a Pokémon that can breathe fire. MAKES PERFECT SENSE
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Rosa has updated her status- There's no freaking way you were 10 2 years ago, and look like this now.
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~With Cheren
Comments:
Cheren: What can I say? I'm awesome
Hilda: Incorrect
Bianca: False
N: Wrong
Cheren: ...Shut the f**k up
Cheren: Bothers
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Missigno has updated its status- emag ruoy kaerb ll'I
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Missigno has updated its status- dnim ruoy kaerb ll'I
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~Blue was given 99 Master Balls
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Blue has updated his status- HELL YES
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~Blue's Facebook has crashed--File not found Error- file not found Error- file not found Error- file not found Error- file not found
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Dawn has updated her status- Paul you're a douche
Comments:
Paul: Eh I've been called worse
Dawn: Like what?
Paul: Your boyfriend
Barry: DAAAAMMMMMNNNN
Ash: SAVAGE
Kenny: *Plays John Cena theme*
Barry: *Blasts airhorns*
Kenny: GET REKT
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Bellossom has updated her status- I forgot how to use Acid...I learned Solar beam
Comments:
Gloom: You went to rehab
Veilplume: Good for you
Oddish: Don't....do drugs
Bellossom: -_-
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Some business woman has updated her status- I made this video based on my beautiful Delcatty!
Comments:
Delcatty: Nya! It's beautiful! Nya!
Espeon: Nya?
Glameow: "Meow"
Espeon: Ohhhh
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Bonnie has tagged Serena in her status- Dang Serena is so obsessed with Ash. She's like a Yandere
Comments:
Clement: Why do you know what that is
Bonnie: I don't tell you how to live your life
Serena: I'm not a Yandere!!
Shauna: Lol she's Yandere chan!
Bonnie: Serendere chan!!!
Serena: Ugh....
Serena: WAIT ASH CAN SEE THIS CANT HE?!
Bonnie: Nah we aren't friends on Facebook
Serena: Why?
Bonnie: He's annoying
Paul: Well she's not wrong
Clement: You're friends with Paul?
Bonnie: Well he's a savage
May: That's true
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(A/N. What is this chapter about? Lol I don't know.
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