If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Wow I'm crazy with the updates I need a better hobby

Bianca has tagged Hilda in her status- I'm having a guy problem

Comments:

Hilda: Like his dead body won't fit in the bag or you like him type problem?

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Paul has updated his status- Dawn has started calling me "Mall Cop" and I may just have to dump her for it

Comments:

Dawn: Oh shut up you love me

Ash: Why "Mall Cop"?

Dawn: Paul Blart Mall Cop

Ash: Omg

Paul: We're done

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Ash has updated his status- My favorite flavor of cake is more

Comments:

Gary: Honestly same

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Sylveon has updated her status- I FEEL SO BETRAYED

Comments:

Nobody: What

Sylveon: I had a red velvet cupcake

Sylveon: And then I took a bite

Sylveon: But then

Sylveon: BUT THEN

Sylveon: IT WASN'T CREAM CHEESE FROSTING I AM SO TRIGGERED

Arceus: Oh no how will you ever survive?

Sylveon: ...

Sylveon: I'm getting real tired of your sh*t

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Rosa has updated her status- Hey N can I have my books back now

Comments:

N: Oh yeah sure

Hilda: What???

Rosa: ...Nothing

Hilda: What did you do?

Rosa: Well...promise you won't kill me

Hilda: Oh I won't kill you!!!

Rosa: I leant him my Fifty Shades books

Hilda: NOPE I'M GONNA KILL YOU

Silver: Oh she's back

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Hilda has tagged N in her status- What were you doing reading those books?!

Comments:

N: What were you doing watching those movies???

Hilda: ...

N: ...

Hilda: Wanna just forget this and call it even?

N: Sure

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Ash has updated his status- I miss my bff

Comments:

Gary: Well I don't miss you

Ash: Not you you hoe, Dawn

Dawn: HA SCREW YOU GARY I'M THE BEST FRIEND NOW

Iris: I'm insulted

Gary: I hate you all

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Lillie has tagged Gladion in her status- I need you to watch Hau for me. He's gonna fall and hurt himself if I don't keep an eye on him

Comments:

Gladion: Sure I would love to see Hau get hurt

Lillie: Try again

Gladion: I will stop Hau from hurting himself

Lillie: Correct

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Rosa has tagged Hugh in her status- I like your pants

Comments:

Hugh: Thanks they were 75% off

Rosa: I'd like them 100% off

Hugh: Well the store can't just sell free stuff

Rosa: No that's not what I-

Hugh: That's a horrible way to run a business, Rosa

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Blue has updated his status- So Red asked me how I slept and I couldn't decide between "Okay" and "Good" and I accidentally said "Gay"

Comments:

Green: Well that's also true

Blue: Well duh

Blue: But still

Red: I was hoping you'd be gay

Blue: What

Red: What

(A/N. Wow I gotta stop updating.

Maybe I'm just trying to kill this book ASAP

Anyways I've got other things I should be writing

So uh

K thx bai!)