Gary has updated his status- HEYY LADIES IM SINGLE AND READY TO MINGLE
Comments:
Misty: Nobody cares
Nobody: Of course!
Misty: Who even are you
Nobody: A Sandshrew Gary caught. He named me Nobody :D
Misty: Why are you smiling
Nobody: He cared enough to nickname me! :D
Gary: SHUT UP NOBODY
Nobody: Okay, master :D
Gary: GOD
Misty: * gasp *
Ash: * gasp *
Brock: * gasp *
Tracey: * gasp *
Dr.Oak: * shrugs *
Gary: He quit Facebook, remember?
Ash: Oh yeah :D
Not God: I quite liked Arceus
Misty: Arceus did you just make a new FB account to spy on us?
Ash: * Gasp * Misty, I cannot believe you just said that!
Gary: Yeah, Red. It clearly says he's Not God
Brock: Yeah Misty
Misty: Really, Brock?
Brock: Its easier to go along with their stupidity
Ash: I like corn dogs
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Not God is in a relationship with Ash~
Comments:
Misty: Okay, what
Ash: You're just jealous ;)
Gary: ASH HOW DARE YOU I CALLED DIBS
Ash: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA IDC
Gary: WHORE
Ash: SLUT
Not God: Boys, boys. Lets not fight... You can both have me ;)
Ash: ...
Gary: ....
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Not God is single~
Comments:
Not God: Aw :(
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May has updated her status: Ash, have you ever met Not God before?
Comments:
Ash: No
May: They could seriously be anyone
Misty: Even perhaps oh I don't know....GOD?!
May: Misty
Misty: Yeah?
May: Shut up
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Dawn has updated her status- Paaaauuul I miss you!! I'm sorrrryyyyy
Comments:
Paul: No you're not
Dawn: Yes I ammmmmm!!!
Paul: You're just saying that because you're lonely
Dawn: No I'm not!!! I really miss you!!
Paul: Then explain to me why you texted me an hour ago saying " You know what Paul, you're a jerk. Rot in Hell" ?
Dawn: .....
Paul: .....
Dawn: I was just kidding?
Paul: Nice try dipshit
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Not God has uploaded a picture of Articuno~
Comments:
Articuno: wth
Not God: You're hot
Articuno: ...What
Articuno: I'm literally an ice type
Articuno: If I get hot
Articuno: I die
Acticuno: Heat kills me dead
Articuno: Moltres
Articuno: Is hot
Moltres: TRUUUUUUUEEEEEE
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(A/N: Sup guys lol idk what this chapter is about. Lets talk about Dawn and Paul. I'm debating on whether or not they get back together. But that's a topic for a later chapter. So I want to know who you guys think ' Not God' is. That's all! K Thx Bai!
- Chloe)
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