Chapter I F**KED WITH YOUR SHIPS HAHAHA

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(A/N. Sorry for the sh*tty writing you're about to read)

Hilda has tagged Cheren in her status- Hey guess what

Comments:

Cheren: What

Hilda: Ily

Cheren: Omg

Cheren: Ily too

Arceus: Wait...

Arceus: Something's not right here

Arceus: Cheren would never abbreviate!

Sylveon: Shh it's fine

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Rosa has tagged N in her status- Omg you're so adorable!!!

Comments:

N: Aww you are cute too!

Bianca: Wait what's happening?

Arceus: Heh heh

Sylveon: Bianca what are you talking about?

Sylveon: I see nothing out of the ordinary

Arceus: Yes! Cheren and Hilda are clearly in love, as are Rosa and N!

Bianca: Oh no...this is my fault isn't it?

Sylveon: Oh yeah

Arceus: Most definitely

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Lyra has updated her status- Heehee I'm gonna go steal all Gold's shirts

Comments:

Gold: Do it, you'll look cute in them!

Silver: WHAT THE F**K

Lyra: What? I like stealing my bf's clothes!

Silver: What? Your boyfriend? </3

Bianca: LOOK WHAT YOU DID SYLVEUS

Sylveon: Sylve-what?

Bianca: It's both of your stupid names put together

Bianca: So I can yell at you both

Arceus: Oh okay

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Rosa has updated her status- N has such fluffy hair <3

Comments:

Cheren: Barf

Rosa: You're just salty cause Hilda doesn't have fluffy hair

Cheren: Her hair is fine

Cheren: Better than yours

Rosa: EXCUSE ME

N: Do not insult my Rosa like that

Hilda: Don't talk to Cherry like that, grasshead

Bianca: I hate this

Sylveon: Me too a little, honestly

Arceus: I don't!

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N has tagged Rosa in his status- WAIT YOU ARE NOT MY HIDLA

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