If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter I'm sorry (kind of)

Iris has tagged Serena in her status- Has he texted back yet???

Comments:

Serena: No

Iris: Do you think he's dead?

Serena: I hope so

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Dawn has tagged May in her status- Wanna hang out

Comments:

May: Can't. Hanging with the bf today

Dawn: I have food

May: On my way

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Hilda has updated her status- Ah yes the Trojan Horse. Or as I like to call it, the murderous piñata

Comments:

Silver: Amazing

Gladion: Lame

Hilda: YOU'RE F**KING LAME

N: Hilda! Language!

Hilda: YOU'RE FREAKING LAME

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Dawn has updated her status- My boyfriend isn't allowed to sneeze in public. Girls be saying, "Bless you" like he's already blessed. He has me

Comments:

Paul: You're the only one who ever says, "Bless you" to me

Dawn: Okay but in theory

Dawn: You're blessed because you have me

Ash: Paul are you sure you wanna marry this insane person

Paul: Kind of, yeah

Ash: Alright

Dawn: Excuse me Ash tf did you just say

Ash: I said "Alright"

Ash: Jeez

Ash: Pay attention

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Iris has tagged Trip her status- Not to be possessive or anything, but if another girl so much as BREATHES in your direction, I'm gonna kill them

Comments:

Trip: Now who do I hate???

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Moon has tagged Gladion in her status- You apologize to your friends right now

Comments:

Gladion: What friends

Hilda: That's COLD

Silver: I would have accepted your apology, too

Gladion: No you wouldn't have

Silver: Okay I wouldn't have, but Lyra would've made me

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- Why are you always gone?!

Comments:

Hilda: Because STOP ASKING QUESTIONS

Silver: Chill guys

N: Don't you love me anymore?

Silver: *Backs away slowly*

N: AND you're always yelling at me!

Hilda: I'M NOT YELLING

N: Ugh

Hilda: Well YOU always need attention!

N: Sorry that I want to be with you! But you're always off on your murder missions or at the store! I feel like I'm dating your answering machine!

Bianca: Okay I think we all need to calm down-

Hilda: SHUT UP BIANCA OR YOU'RE NEXT ON THE MURDER LIST

~N and Hilda have logged off~

Bianca: This can't mean anything good

Silver: Eh they'll work it out

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~Hilda and N are no longer in a relationship~

Comments:

Arceus: F**K

Silver: Huh

Silver: They did not work it out as I had hoped

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Arceus has tagged Sylveon in its status- WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS

Comments:

Sylveon: I told you I was crushing a ship

Arceus: But I thought-

Sylveon: The murder squad?

Sylveon: Yeah that was just to give you a false sense of security

Arceus: ...

Sylveon: I am a genius

Arceus: YOU'RE SATAN

Sylveon: Arceus that's Paul

Arceus: Oh...

Sylveon: You don't pay attention at all, do you?

(A/N. Whelp

See ya Monday

K thx bai!)