Chapter UNSOLVED

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N has updated his status- Help I've lost Hilda!

Comments:

Cheren: Lol idc

Bianca: Where'd she go?

Cheren: If he knew he wouldn't be lost

Bianca: Shhhh

Bianca: Where is she?

N: She went to the store

N: What do I do

Bianca: Where are you?

N: Her room

Cheren: Why?

N: BECAUSE CHEREN

Bianca: Just wait for her to get back

N: But what if she doesn't come back? What if she leaves Unova because she thinks I'm gone and she never finds me so she comes back two years later only to find I've been here the whole time?

Hilda: You're dramatic, we were just out of milk so I went to the store smh N sometimes I can't deal with you

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Bonnie has tagged Clemont in her status- Shut up

Comments:

Clemont: I'm not even talking

Bonnie: Shut up

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May has tagged Misty in her status- Lol should I text him?

Comments:

Misty: No

May: Haha trick question I already did

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Ash has tagged May in his status- I HAVE A VERY IMPORTANT URGET QUESTION TO ASK YOU

Comments:

May: What you dense potato

Ash: Are you dating Drew again

May: I don't associate with hoes

Drew: That's funny cause I could swear I saw you with Harley the other day
~May has liked this comment

Harley: KEEP MAH NAME OUT'CHA MOUTH

May: SHUT UP HARLEY
~Drew has liked this comment

May: Why do you ask

Ash: No reason...

Gary: I guess it'll remain

Gary: UNSOLVED

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Ho-oh/Unfezant has tagged Unfezant/Ho-oh in its status- YOU LOOK LIKE A GLORIFIED PENGUIN

Comments:

Unfezant/Ho-oh: I'm sorry that we can't all be as ugly as you

Ho-oh/Unfezant: WELL YOU...SMELL FUNNY

Unfezant/Ho-oh: Ooo good one...

Ho-oh/Unfezant: YOU'LL NEVER BE AS MAJESTIC AS ME

Arceus: PREACH

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~Ho-oh/Unfezant and Unfezant/Ho-oh are in a relationship~

Comments:

Ash: What

Gary: You just hated each other a second ago

Ho-oh/Unfezant: Ye but we realized we could roast people twice as hard together

Unfezant/Ho-oh: You peasants

Max: Pheasants*

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Ash has updated his status- Not today Satan

Comments:

Paul: Why do you keep cancelling our plans? If you don't like me say something

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Silver has updated his status- F**k you Lyra

Comments:

Lyra: Maybe later-

Silver: That's not what I meant

Green: What happened

Silver: Lyra burned her hand

Silver: And she was freaking out about it

Silver: But then

Silver: But then

Silver: She put her hand on my heart and said

Silver: "So nice and cold"
~Green, Gold, and six others have liked this comment

Lyra: It's okay Silvy, I love your cold dead heart

Gold: Same



(A/N. Ahhh a short chapter

So

I drew a picture of Unfezant/Ho-oh and put it in the media

Cause

Trash

Anyways

I'm excited for the new season of Buzzfeed Unsolved

Anyone else?

Just me?

Well

K thx bai!)

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