If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter I should stop

Ash has tagged Misty in his status- You must be a keyboard

Comments:

Misty: Why

Ash: Cause you're just my type!

Misty: ...

Ash: Get it?

Ash: Haha...

Ash: Please love me

Misty: No

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Ash has tagged May in his status- This may be cheesy, but I think you're grate

Comments:

May: Good food pick up line

Ash: Thanks

May: I like it

May: Didn't work tho

Ash: Damn

Drew: *Glares*

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Rosa has tagged Nate in her status- Ya know you're basically a fusion between Brendan and Hilbert

Comments:

Nate: What

Hilbert: You are

Brendan: Omg he's our son

Nate: Wait what

Hilbert: I LOVE YOU SON

Brendan: ISN'T OUR SON BEAUTIFUL

Hilbert: HE IS

Nate: WHAT IS HAPPENING

Arceus: SHIP

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Ash has tagged Iris in his status- Do you like sailing? Cause I'd ship you and me together

Comments:

Iris: I've got like three other losers to deal with rn okay

Cilan: What do you mean

Trip: "Losers"

Georgia: B*tch

Iris: See what I mean

Ash: Fair enough

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Ash has tagged Serena in his status- Let's flip a coin; heads your mine, tails I'm yours

Comments:

Serena: I can see where I'd be your best bet

Serena: But no

Ash: S E R E N A

Serena: What? You've been hitting on all your girl friends all day

Ash: You right

Ash: You right

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Dawn has tagged Ash in her status- How come you didn't tell me a horrible pick up line?