If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Merry (legal) Meme-mas 2k17

Gary has updated his status- Perks of dating me; I laugh at my own jokes so you don't have to, but you probably will because I'm hilarious

Comments:

Misty: You are funny!

Misty: You act like there are any perks to dating you!
~Ash, Brock, and five others have liked this comment

Gary: No wonder you're single
~Ash, Brock, and six others have liked this comment

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Hilbert has updated his status- I just want everyone to know that I am HAPPILY MARRIED and have a BEAUTIFUL SON

Comments:

Brendan: <3

Nate: I'm not your f**king child!!!

Brendan: You're in denial

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Nate has updated his status- Hey I need the squad

Comments:

Silver: No can do

Nate: What? Why?

Silver: Gladion quit and Hilda's having an emotional breakdown

Silver: So

Silver: It's just me rn

Nate: Oh

Silver: How can I help you?

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Gladion has updated his status- I didn't f**king quit smh

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Iris has updated her status- Never blame yourself. Blame whoever looks vaguely like you from the back and sides

Comments:

Ash: I'm a little concerned about Iris' mental health...

Ash: But not that much

Iris: Good

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Drew has tagged May in his status- What are your future plans???

Comments:

May: Lunch

Drew: No I mean long-term

May: Dinner

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Delia has tagged Ash in her status- Why is there so much trash in your room?

Comments:

Ash: I feel happiest when I'm surrounded by what I am
~Sylveon has liked this comment

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Moon has tagged Lyra in her status- Any chance Silver bought a plane ticket to Unova???

Comments:

Lyra: He did

Moon: That's concerning

Lyra: Gladion did too?

Moon: Yeah

Lyra: That's suspicious

Gladion: It's not

Silver: Our friend is having a breakdown

Gladion: We must support her

Gladion: You're the one who told me to make nice smh

Moon: Omg

Lyra: You two are adorable

Silver: SHUT UP

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Dawn has updated her status- I swear to God Paul you should not be allowed around children

Comments:

Paul: Yeah

Misty: What?

Dawn: Well see this kid was crying and told us he was lost and Paul said-

Paul: We're all lost. Happiness is an illusion. Life is meaningless. Death is around the corner. Bye.

Misty: Omfg

Paul: What

Paul: I see nothing wrong

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May has updated her status- I want food

Comments:

Drew: I wanna cuddle

Drew: With you

May: Who cares what you want?

May: I want food

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Johanna has updated her status- Pro tip: Fill the piñata with nothing to prepare your children for the let down of adulthood

Comments:

Delia: Amazing

Norman: Can't believe I didn't think of that

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Ash has updated his status- Whelp another (completely legal) Meme-mas in the books

Comments:

Gary: Yup

Gary: I got some (legal) memes

Gary: And I gave some (legal) memes

Ash: So generous

Officer Jenny: THEY'D BETTER BE F**KING LEGAL

Ash: THEY WERE I SWEAR

Officer Jenny: I DON'T BELIEVE YOU

(A/N. Merry Meme-mas everyone!

Oh and Merry Christmas I guess

Anyways

I know not everyone celebrates this holiday, but HERE YA GO

Also if you want more on the squad, I'm uploading a squad thing in All things Pokémon 6 (there's also a pic of the squad together if you wanna see it)

Also I can't post it here sooooo

K thx bai!)