If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter One of these days I'm gonna stop being trash

Sylveon has updated her status- But that day is not today

Tomorrow maybe

Comments:

Arceus: YA RIGHT

Sylveon: SHUT UP ARCEUS

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Dawn has updated her status- Paul I'm hungry

Comments:

Paul: That's nice, honey

Dawn: ...

Dawn: I am so done with you

Paul: Yeah?

Dawn: ...

Dawn: Ugh

Dawn: No

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N has tagged Lyra in his status- Is Silver with you?

Comments:

Lyra: Yeah?

N: Oh

Lyra: I gotta make sure he ain't eating dinner with Gold

N: I thought you made sure he doesn't eat with hoes?

Lyra: Yes

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N has tagged Moon in his status- Is Gladion with you?

Comments:

Moon: Why would he be with me?

Sun: Because he's madly in love with you?

Moon: Well who isn't tho?

Sun: Um

Moon: Don't answer that

Sun: K

Moon: What's up N?

N: I can't find Hilda!

Silver: Well I haven't heard from her

Gladion: I thought she was with N?

N: No?

Bianca: Are you sure she's not just in the bathroom?

Silver: What

Bianca: N called me the other day looking for Hilda, but she was just in the bathroom

N: I checked there already

Bianca: Check again dammit

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Hilda has updated her status- I was just in the kitchen

Comments:

Hilda: Eating

N: Oh

Hilda: Why can I never leave you unattended

N: Because I need ATTENTION

Hilda: YOU'RE EXHAUSTING

N: YOU LOVE ME

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Paul has tagged Dawn in his status- You seem angry with me

Comments:

Dawn: Where ever did you get that impression

Paul: Ash told me you went to the roast session today

Dawn: ...

Dawn: And?