If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter This chapter sucks

Bianca has tagged Hilda in her status- Are you sure all you and N did on Valentine's Day was nap???

Comments:

Hilda: What are you implying?

N: I think she is implying that we had $ex

Hilda: N STOP

N: Wait what did I do

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Arceus has tagged Sylveon in its status- What did you do to N?!

Comments:

Sylveon: Me?!

Sylveon: It was Rosa!!!

Arceus: Oh right

Sylveon: I hate God

Sylveon: Always blaming me for sh*t and calling me a hoe

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Dawn has updated her status- I think I'm gonna take a nap

Comments:

May: YOU ALREADY TOOK A NAP

May: PAY ATTENTION TO ME

Dawn: Sorry but I gotta nap

Paul: She's not sorry

Dawn: He's right I'm not

May: What's even the point of being your friend anymore smh

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Dawn has updated her status- My favorite bromance is Paul and Drew

Comments:

Drew: Wtf

Paul: We only tolerate each other because you and May are friends

May: It's my brotp

Dawn: Same honestly

Drew: They're not even listening

Paul: Do they ever?

Drew: That's true

Dawn: See there it is

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Lillie has tagged Gladion in her status- Why does Hau have a black eye?

Comments:

Gladion: I don't know

Hilda: I don't know

Silver: I don't know

Lillie: If the murder squad doesn't tell me who did this I'm going to murder the squad

Silver: Who do you think did it smart one

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N has updated his status- My Hilda went on another murder trip </3

Comments:

Cheren: Okay and I care why?

N: Wow, Bianca what do you see in this guy?

Bianca: I honestly have no idea

Cheren: R U D E

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Ash has updated his status- I like hanging out with Dawn because she's like another me

Comments:

Paul: Please never say that again

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~Rosa and Hugh are no longer in a relationship~

Comments:

Hilda: UM

Hilda: WHY

Rosa: HE DIDN'T POST ANYTHING CUTE FOR VALENTINE'S DAY

Hugh: VALENTINE'S DAY IS STUPID

Rosa: SO ARE YOU

Cheren: Well that's true

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- Can I ask you a question?

Comments:

Hilda: Yeah okay sure

N: Why can guys not get pregnant?

Hilda: I am not having this conversation with you

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Hilbert has tagged Cheren in his status- Okay but why are you not with Bianca

Comments:

Cheren: CAUSE MAYBE I HAVE A CRUSH ON HILDA YOU DON'T KNOW

N: UM

Hilda: Oh wow

Bianca: HILDA YOU HOE

Arceus: Oh this is interesting

Sylveon: Isn't it?

(A/N. I promise the next chapter will be better I just felt like I needed a chapter for today to get back in the rhythm of things

So uh

K thx bai!)