If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Dang I haven't written about Ho-oh/Unfezant in awhile I hope it's okay

Misty has updated her status- The seven things I hate about you!

Comments:

May: The seven things I hate about you (oh you)

Dawn: You're vain, your games, you're insecure

Serena: You love me you like her

Iris: YOU MADE ME LAUGH YOU MADE ME CRY

May: I don't know which side to buy

Misty: Your friends they're jerks

Dawn: And when you act like them, don't you know it hurts?

Iris: I WANNA BE WITH THE ONE I KNOW

Serena: And the seventh thing I hate the most that you do...

Misty: You make me love you

Iris: Y'all don't sing with enough enthusiasm

Serena: I'm sorry that we can't all be extra

May: You kissed Ash on a moving escalator

Serena: ...

Serena: Got me there

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Ash has updated his status- Without you there's no reason for my story!

Comments:

Pikachu: And when I'm with you I can always act the same!

Ash: Forever, yeah, if we're together!

Pikachu: We can make it better!

Arceus: Shoot I almost forgot Pokémon other than I had Facebook

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Paul has updated his status- Okay Dawn ate a whole box of donuts by herself this morning

Comments:

Dawn: Yeah babe

Gary: Okay if you're not gonna wife her up, I will

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Bianca has tagged Rosa in her status- Hey ya know what I'm wondering?

Comments:

Rosa: What

Bianca: When N and Hugh's personalities were switched

Rosa: Yeah?

N: *Shudders* So much sin

Bianca: Why would that make N sinful

Rosa: ...

Hugh: ...

Cheren: Ew

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N has updated his status- *Cries*

Comments:

Cheren: What now you emotional bush

N: MOSES FREED HIS PEOPLE

Cheren: Were you reading the Bible or something

Hilbert: Nah

Hilda: Prince of Egypt, Cherry

Hilbert: Prince of Egypt

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~Brendan and Hilbert are now married~