If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Hey I updated? What a surprise

Ash has updated his status- Why do people like fall?

Comments:

Gary: Because of gravity

Gary: NO WAIT I MISUNDERSTOOD

Misty: No you didn't?

Misty: WAIT

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Kenny has tagged Dawn in his status- Hey

Comments:

Dawn: Hey?

Kenny: I can't sleep

Dawn: I can

Dawn: Goodnight

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Hilda has updated her status- So I took N to see Coco...

Comments:

Hilbert: WiTHoUT mE???!!!

Hilda: Yeah

Hilbert: Alright, how was it?

Hilda: Well N cried the last like, twenty minutes

N: HILDA DIDN'T CRY

Hilda: I murder people for a living, I'm not gonna cry at a Disney movie

Hilbert: Meet the Robinson's

Hilda: OKAY LOOK

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Dialga has tagged Arceus in its status- HAVE YOU BOUGHT THE GIRLSCOUT COOKIES YET?

Comments:

Arceus: Not yet

Arceus: Soon tho

Dialga: WELL HURRY UP

Dialga: TIME IS MONEY

Arceus: ...

Arceus: Lookin' a$$

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Hau has tagged Gladion, Silver, and one other in his status- Who's the most whipped out of all three of you?

Comments:

Hilda: Not me

Gladion: Silver

Silver: Gladion

Gladion: WRONG

Silver: I'M NOT WRONG YOU'RE WRONG

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Lyra has tagged Silver in her status- Babe pick up paper towels on your way home

Comments:

Silver: Yes, dear

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Moon has tagged Gladion in her status- BABE I'M OUT OF POKEBALLS COME BRING ME MORE

Comments:

Gladion: No

Moon: Ex-f**king-scuse me?

Gladion: NOTHING I'LL BE RIGHT THERE

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Hilda has tagged Hau in her status- Idk I'd say they're both pretty whipped

Comments:

Hau: Looks like it

Silver: You'd be whipped too if your significant other didn't hold your dark past against you

Gladion: Yeah

Hilda: Pshh as if

N: HILDA

N: I MADE YOU A PILLOW FORT

Silver: *Points accusingly*

Hilda: I see your point

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Gold has tagged Silver in his status- I WOULD NEVER HOLD YOUR DARK PAST AGAINST YOU

Comments:

Silver: Shut up and leave

Gold: Seriously, why can't you just love me

Silver: Because I don't

Gold: Hmm is it because you don't or because Sylveon won't let you

Sylveon: *Holds up gun* I won't hesitate, b*tch

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Dawn has updated her status- I am truly blessed to have a bf like Paul who buys me food

Comments:

Paul: I know you are

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Rosa has tagged Hilda in her status- But like if you and N never have kids I'm gonna be upset

Comments:

Hilda: Can you not

Sylveon: But really tho

Arceus: When is it gonna happen

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Sun has tagged Lillie in his status- Wait so you're gay

Comments:

Lillie: I told you I was punsexual

Sun: Ah well I make the best puns

Lillie: No, Moon does

Lillie: That's why I like her

Lillie: But nooo Gladion has to date her

Lillie: Stupid emo child

Hau: Well Hau am I supposed to compete with Moon's Serperior puns?

Lillie: ...

Lillie: Oh no

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Keith has tagged Isaac in his status- How come you look like a mushroom???

Comments:

Isaac: How come you look like an idiot?

Kate: OH SH*T

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- Have you seen my black shirt?

Comments:

Hilda: Yes

N: Where is it?

Hilda: On my body

N: Oh

N: Wait why?

Hilda: The sleeves are too big so I'm swinging them around and hitting people with them

N: Oh

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Rosa has tagged Hugh in her status- Stop stealing the covers you jerk

Comments:

Hugh: You have both pillows

Rosa: ...

Rosa: Touché

(A/N. It's been awhile hasn't it?

Well Wattpad is being kinda weird so uploading things is kinda ehhh

I'm kinda taking a break till everything is sorted out, so I might only update my AU book for now if at all

So uh

K thx bai!)