If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter More Puns/Pickup lines

Kenny has updated his status- Hey Paul?

Comments:

Paul: What could you possibly want?

Kenny: Break up with Dawn

Paul: No thanks I'm good

Kenny: You should do it

Arceus- HOW DARE YOU TRY TO BREAK UP THIS SHIP

Arceus: I AM APPALLED

Gary: Don't you mean... APauled?

Arceus: Get tf out

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Gold has tagged Lyra in his status- Are you Google? Cause you are everything that I'm searching for

Comments:

Silver: Stop

Gold: Lol no

Lyra: Barf...pick up lines....

Bianca: The worst kind of lines...

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Arbok has updated his status- The boys Arbok in town

~Ekans, Muk, and 3 others have liked this status

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Gary has tagged Misty in his status- I bought you an everstone

Comments:

Misty: Why...

Gary: Because I love you just the way you are

Misty: I hate to admit it...but that was good

Ash: NOOOO MISTY

Gary: YUSSSS. Gary 1 Ash 0

Ash: Just you wait....

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Drew has tagged May in his status- I saved my Masterball for your heart

Comments:

May: OMG <3!!

Ash: DAMN

Gary: DREWS REALLY GOOD

Drew: Uh thanks?

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Bulbasaur has updated his status- Trainer, you're #001 in my heart

~Green has liked this status

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Ash has tagged Paul in his status- Hey Paul... Tell Dawn a pick up line

Comments:

Paul: Why?

Ash: Cause you haven't yet. It's fun

Paul: Pick up lines are dumb

Dawn: Just do it!

Paul: Wow. I'm convinced.

Dawn: Pleeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeaaaaasssseeeeee

Paul: .....Fine. But I still think pick up lines are dumb

Dawn: Yay thank you!

Ash: She actually wants you to tell her a pick up line

Dawn: WELL THE LAST TIME YOU GUYS WERE TALKING ABOUT PICK UP LINES PAUL AND I BROKE UP AND MAY SAID I WAS JELLY THAT I DIDNT HAVE A MAN TO TELL ME STUPID PICK UP LINES

May: Wow. I thought you'd forgotten about that

Dawn: I never forget....

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Paul has tagged Dawn in his status- Did you learn Flash because your smile could light the darkest caves

Comments:

Dawn: Aww that wasn't stupid!!!

Paul: Whatever....

Ash: Damn he's good too

Gary: Crap

Brock: Hey Paul has a heart! Reggie did you know about this?

Reggie: News to me

Paul: I hate you.

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Gold has updated his status- You're hotter than a Charizards breath

Comments:

Lyra: Who was that directed at?

Gold: You, Yellow, May, Dawn, Hilda, Bianca, Rosa, Serena, Shauna. Whoever.

Hilda: Sick

Rosa: Like that'd ever happen

Serena: Puh-lease

Shauna: Eh I could do worse

Bianca: Who's worse than Gold?

Shauna: Cheren

Cheren: WOW

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Ash has tagged Misty in his status- Are you a Pikachu? Cause you're shockingly beautiful

Comments:

Gary: That was horrible!!

Misty: I thought it was kind of cute

Ash: Yay! Misty liked it!

Gary: *Narrows eyes* This isn't over

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Sup I thought of ideas. Anyway THIS IS AN IMPORTANT QUESTION PLZ HELP

Is Green the guy or girl of the first gen. I always thought Green was the girl and Blue was the guy. Idk I might just be stupid and wrong.

Anyway I made a new cover

I think it's pretty cool

Anyways

K Thx bai

Lol Ash and Gary tho