Moon has updated her status- Prof. Kukui: My wife-
Me: You're married?! Tf?
Comments:
Prof. Kukui: Yeah....I am...
Moon: She can't get you to wear a shirt?
Prof. Burnet: You don't think I've tried?
Sun: PUT A SHIRT ON
Kiawe: Yeah you just look ridiculous
Lana: Hypocrite.
Kiawe: Excuse me Lana but at least I don't wear a lab coat over my chest and nothing else
Mallow: True
Prof. Kukui: YA KNOW WHAT
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Lillie has updated her status- Everytime I'm at some type of social event and Kiawe is there, Gladion covers my eyes
Comments:
Gladion: Yes
Lillie: I'M NOT NINE
Gladion: I know
Lillie: LIKE WHEN YOU LEFT
Gladion: F**K YOU
Sun: Ahh siblings
Hau: What joys
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Moon has tagged Gladion and Lillie in her status- Hey I think your dad is alive
Comments:
Gladion: Impossible
Lillie: He's dead
Moon: Not impossible
Sun: He's alive
Mohn: No I'm not shhhhhh
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Silver has updated his status- Lyra is annoying
Comments:
Leaf: Is she shipping you and Gold again?
Silver: No
Silver: She's trying to braid my hair
Hau: Aw come on it's not that bad! Lillie braids mine all the time!!
Sun: She's in Kanto
Hau: K she used to, what's it to you buzzkill?
Leaf: Savage
Lyra: He's making a big deal out of nothing
Silver: Why do you always wanna touch my hair?!
Lyra: BECAUSE ITS NICE
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May has updated her status- Drew stop sending me roses
Comments:
Drew: Stop sending them back with the stems cut off
May: No
Drew: Then no
May: Where do you get these
Drew: Don't worry about it
May: Why do you send these
Drew: Because I love you
May: It doesn't feel like it
Drew: I beat you in contests because I love you
May: THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE
Drew: It does
May: Doesn't
Drew: Does
May: Doesn't
Drew: Does
May: Doesn't
Drew: Does
May: Doesn't
Drew: Does
May: Doesn't
Drew: Does
May: Doesn't
Drew: Does
Paul: Oh my god shut up
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Lillie has updated her status- Gladion: Mom its not a phase! This is me now!!
Comments:
Gladion: This is why I left
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This chapter is short but deal with it fam.
If you're bored waiting for me to update though I have a new story for you to read
Its kind of trash, but I mean so am I so it works and this story is trash soAnyways, I love Gladion.
Just a reminder
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