Chapter I'm so done with myself

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Moon has updated her status- Prof. Kukui: My wife-

Me: You're married?! Tf?

Comments:

Prof. Kukui: Yeah....I am...

Moon: She can't get you to wear a shirt?

Prof. Burnet: You don't think I've tried?

Sun: PUT A SHIRT ON

Kiawe: Yeah you just look ridiculous

Lana: Hypocrite.

Kiawe: Excuse me Lana but at least I don't wear a lab coat over my chest and nothing else

Mallow: True

Prof. Kukui: YA KNOW WHAT

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Lillie has updated her status- Everytime I'm at some type of social event and Kiawe is there, Gladion covers my eyes

Comments:

Gladion: Yes

Lillie: I'M NOT NINE

Gladion: I know

Lillie: LIKE WHEN YOU LEFT

Gladion: F**K YOU

Sun: Ahh siblings

Hau: What joys

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Moon has tagged Gladion and Lillie in her status- Hey I think your dad is alive

Comments:

Gladion: Impossible

Lillie: He's dead

Moon: Not impossible

Sun: He's alive

Mohn: No I'm not shhhhhh

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Silver has updated his status- Lyra is annoying

Comments:

Leaf: Is she shipping you and Gold again?

Silver: No

Silver: She's trying to braid my hair

Hau: Aw come on it's not that bad! Lillie braids mine all the time!!

Sun: She's in Kanto

Hau: K she used to, what's it to you buzzkill?

Leaf: Savage

Lyra: He's making a big deal out of nothing

Silver: Why do you always wanna touch my hair?!

Lyra: BECAUSE ITS NICE

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May has updated her status- Drew stop sending me roses

Comments:

Drew: Stop sending them back with the stems cut off

May: No

Drew: Then no

May: Where do you get these

Drew: Don't worry about it

May: Why do you send these

Drew: Because I love you

May: It doesn't feel like it

Drew: I beat you in contests because I love you

May: THAT DOESNT MAKE SENSE

Drew: It does

May: Doesn't

Drew: Does

May: Doesn't

Drew: Does

May: Doesn't

Drew: Does

May: Doesn't

Drew: Does

May: Doesn't

Drew: Does

May: Doesn't

Drew: Does

Paul: Oh my god shut up

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Lillie has updated her status- Gladion: Mom its not a phase! This is me now!!

Comments:

Gladion: This is why I left

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This chapter is short but deal with it fam.

If you're bored waiting for me to update though I have a new story for you to read

If you're bored waiting for me to update though I have a new story for you to read

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Its kind of trash, but I mean so am I so it works and this story is trash so

Anyways, I love Gladion.

Just a reminder

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