If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Lol I dont know

Ash has updated his status- Hey Misty

Comments:

Misty: What?

Ash: I value my breath, so it would be nice if you didn't take it away everytime you walked by

Misty: *blushes* Ash...you're dumb

Ash: Thanks!

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Gary has updated his status- Hey Brock/Reggie, what should I do if a Dragonite tries to kill me?

Comments:

Brock: That's a question for Iris

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Gary has tagged Iris in his status- What do I do if a Dragonite tries to kill me?

Comments:

Iris: WHAT?!

Iris: THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A BAD DRAGON TYPE

Iris: HOW DARE YOU ASSUME A DRAGON TYPE WOULD TRY TO KILL YOU

N: But like what if a Charizard tried to kill me

Iris: IM GETTING TIRED OF YOUR SHIT N

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Dawn has updated her status- Hey has anybody seen Paul?

Comments:

May: He's not with you?

Dawn: No?

May: He just seems like the type to follow you around everywhere because he's not used to social situations

Serena: Have you tried calling him?

Dawn: Yeah like five times

Dawn: If his phone is off he's gonna look at his missed calls and think I'm clingy though

Dawn: Whatever he signed up for it when he decided to date me

Misty: Maybe he's off training? Ash says that what Paul spends 99.9% of his time doing

Dawn: Well now he only spends 96% of his time doing that

May: Oh yeah? What's he doing the other 4% of the time ;)

Dawn: Sick

Misty: I thought it was funny

Serena: Lol it was

Dawn: No it's not!

Iris: You give May so much grief about her and Drew. It's a little bit of payback

Conway: I DONT KNOW WHERE PAUL IS

Dawn: ...

Misty: ...

May: ....

Serena: ...

Iris: ...

Arceus: ...I....I think you do

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Bonnie has updated her status- ASH HAS DETERMINATION

Comments:

Clemont: Get outta here with that sh*t

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~Ash and Misty are in a relationship~

Comments:

Gary: Pshh yeah right

Misty: No it's true

Ash: Yay Misty likes me!!!

Brock: Dude she always has...fricken dense as f**k

Gary: NOOOOOOOOOooooooo!!

Serena: Boi

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Dawn has updated her status- I'm getting really worried about Paul!

Comments:

Conway: DONT BE

Arceus: I think she should be...

I'm sorry Amourshippers

Also this is me trying to get in as many chapters as possible before I become overloaded with schoolwork