If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter RIP Vine

Sylveon has tagged Arceus in her status- SAW YOU HANGING OUT WITH NOBODY THE OTHER DAY

Comments:

Arceus: SYLVEON IT'S NOT WHAT YOU THINK

Sylveon: I WON'T HESITATE B*TCH

Nobody: What

Meowth: So wd'te syralimg jplrs tjis cjalter?

Sylveon: Yup

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Gary has tagged Ash in his status- I thought you were bae

Comments:

Gary: Turns out you're just fam

Ash: Bruh

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Hilbert has updated his status- My favorite screamo band is probably Big Time Rush

Comments:

N: Oh my god...

Brendan: This cured my depression

Calem: Well it really buttered my eggroll

Hilda: Why are you all like this?

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Ash has tagged Trip in his status- Hey How come you've been nice to me?

Comments:

Trip: What

Ash: Idk you just seem nicer lately

Trip: I can punch you in the face if you want

Iris: Can you?

Paul: Can I?

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Blue has updated his status- I like food. Hey Red, do you like food?

Comments:

Red: *Nods*

Blue: Well

Blue: Guess we should make out then

Red: *Sigh*

Blue: I didn't hear a "No"

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Hau has tagged Gladion in his status- Hey do Caterpie know that they're gonna become Butterfree, or when they're building their cocoon are they just like 'Wtf am I doing'?

Comments:

Gladion: Stop

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May has updated her status- Eat food before you pick a fight with your bf

Comments:

Dawn: Why

May: So when he offers you food in the middle of the fight you don't lose focus

Dawn: That's genius

May: I know

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Hilda has updated her status- Yo Gladion your fridge is empty

Comments:

Gladion: Okay but why are you still here

Hilda: Because, Gladion

Hilda: I can

Gladion: Go home

Hilda: No

Gladion: Okay I mean N could be watching Disney movies with Hilbert and/or eating grass...

Hilda: ...

Hilda: I need to get home

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Brendan has tagged Hilbert in his status- YOU BEST NOT BE WITH N RN

Comments:

Hilbert: No babe!

Hilbert: Of course not!

Nate: No he was I saw him

Hilbert: I DIDN'T RAISE YOU TO BE A LYING HOE

Nate: YOU DIDN'T RAISE ME

Brendan: DO NOT TAKE THAT TONE WITH YOUR FATHER

Nate: OH MY GOD

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Hilda has updated her status- So I come home and all my clothes are missing

Comments:

N: Yes

N: I have them

Hilda: Why

N: Because they smell like you

N: So when you're away it's like you're still here

Hilda: Okay first of all

Hilda: You're too cute for your own good

Hilda: Second

Hilda: You had to steal ALL my clothes?

N: ...

N: Yes

Hilda: ALL of them???

N: Yes

N: What don't you understand?

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Rosa has updated her status- Sleeping in the same bed as your bf is fun until he steals all the covers

Comments:

Hugh: YOU TOOK MY PILLOW

Rosa: WHY DON'T YOU JUST BUILD A BRIDE AND GET OVER IT?

Sylveon: Try burning the bridge

(A/N. Woah I updated?

Weird

I know I haven't been writing a lot lately and when I have they've been bad and weird

I just

Can't write anymore

Ugh

Anyways

See ya next time

K thx bai

Also I know I'm late on the RIP Vine thing shh)