If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter April 20th

Gary has tagged Ash in his status- Hey Ash you know what day it is?

Comments:

Ash: Yeah?

Gary: 420

Ash: Hitler's birthday

Gary: ...

Ash: ...I mean...yeah 420

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Solidad has updated her status- Okay Drew you need to shut up

Comments:

Drew: Never

Solidad: Why

Drew: Cause I wanna die
~Ash, Misty, and five others have liked this comment

Drew: Don't like my comment, I'm serious
~Ash, Misty, and five others have liked this comment

Drew: Oh my god

Arceus: WhAT is it this time?

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Gold has tagged Gladion and Lillie in his status- So how are your parents?

Comments:

Gladion: Who even are you

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Gold has tagged May in his status- How about you? How are your parents?

Comments:

May: Happily married

Gold: ...

Gold: Crap

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Gold has tagged Lyra in his status- So how's your dad

Comments:

Lyra: Shut up

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Gary has updated his status- #TeamGary

Comments:

Ash: *whispers* #TeamLeo

Gary: Who's Leo

Ash: Nobody...

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Prof. Juniper has tagged Cheren, Bianca, and Hilda in her status- Ok, for your next assignment, write about your happiest moments!

Comments:

Cheren: My what now

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Max has updated his status- Hey May, can I borrow a pencil?

May: Sorry I don't have one

Max: Welcome to your tape

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Blue has updated his status- I need to be like, 12x hotter than I already am

Comments:

Green: 12 x 0= 0

Blue: IM HURT

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Random trainer has updated her status- My boyfriend left me for a girl who isn't even legal...what do I do?

Comments:

Dr. Oak: Snitch

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Blue has updated his status- I'm a guy with very high standards

Comments:

Red: *blinks*

Blue: Oh no! You're meeting all of my standards!

(A/N. Damn Chloe back at it again with the short chapters

Back at it again with the old memes

Also the Hitlers birthday thin is a Vine I saw. Ya know. Before Vine got shut down.

Also hey I have a joke for you

(Some of you have already heard it from me though)

Ready

Me: Ay pass me the aux cord

Friend: You gonna play trash?

Me: What? Me? Never

^^ Thats actually a playlist on my phone

So

K thx bai!)