If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Only a handful of you will get the picture in the media

Dawn has updated her status- Do you ever look at your man and think he looks so good, but then you start wondering if other girls think he looks good and get mad

Comments:

Ash: First off

Ash: You don't have to worry

Ash: It's Paul

Kenny: *Whispers* Get rekt you f**king plum

Ash: Second

Ash: No not really Gary isn't that good looking

Gary: I AIN'T YOUR MAN

Ash: NOT ANYMORE

Misty: Yeah that's why you can't date Ash because everyone seems to want to throw themselves at him

Iris: For some reason

May: He's not that great

Ash: G U Y S

Paul: Ah I love your suffering

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Bianca has tagged Iris in her status- Omg you can't just go back and forth between two guys

Comments:

Iris: Who says lol

Bianca: Morals

Iris: I have none

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Dawn has updated her status- I don't know why it's so easy to nap but so hard to fall asleep at night

Comments:

Paul: Why is it so hard for you to not bug me when I'm trying to sleep

Dawn: Hard

Paul: Oh great

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Arceus has updated its status- I hate when a couple starts arguing in public but I missed the beginning so I don't know who's side I'm on

Comments:

Palkia: One like

Dialga: Retweet

Paul: Hey do you know what this isn't?

Dialga: What?

Paul: Twitter

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Hilda has updated her status- N please stop crying honey

Comments:

N: FIONA GAVE UP HER BEAUTY TO BE WITH SHREK

Hilda: I know sweetie

N: DONKEY SANG

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Rosa has tagged Hugh in her status- Hey guess what

Comments:

Hugh: What

Rosa: I'm bored

Rosa: Me

Rosa: Give me attention

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Cheren has tagged Hilda in his status- Is he seriously crying over Shrek?

Comments:

Hilda: No

Cheren: Really?

Hilda: Shrek 2

Bianca: Oh c'mon we all know Shrek 3 was the most emotional

Cheren: You're all idiots

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- Woah wait where are you going

Comments:

Hilda: Somewhere

Paul: Hey no that's my joke

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- WHERE ARE YOU GOING

Comments:

Hilda: I have a meeting with the squad babe

Silver: Our meeting is tomorrow

Hilda: What

Gladion: I asked Silver if we could postpone it

Silver: I suppose I should've told you

Hilda: Gladion

Gladion: What

Hilda: IF YOU'RE GONNA KEEP FLAKING YOU CAN'T BE IN THE SQUAD

Gladion: I'M NOT FLAKING

Hilda: WHAT WAS SO IMPORTANT THAT YOU HAD TO POSTPONE THE MEETING TO TOMORROW?!

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Moon has updated her status- I caught Gladion singing with the Igglybuff at Aether

Comments:

Gladion: I WASN't

Hilda: Oh no that's much more important than the squad

Gladion: I WASN'T

Silver: Keep singing, Flower Boy

(A/N. Wow look at me updating again

What a good author

Idk I've just been wanting to update a lot

Also I'm kinda wondering if I should do a Halloween themed chapter

Maybe

Idk

I wouldn't really know what to do

Idk

Also did anyone get my "somewhere" joke

Only Ikari shippers did XD

Also I have Friday off this week and I'm happy about it

No school on Friday??? Yesssss more memes and shipssssss

I'm such trash

So uh

K thx bai!

Also I might be doing another song chapter soon so stay...TUNED

HAHAHAHAHAHAHA

I'm sorry

No I'm not)