If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

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Hau has updated his status- UM WHY IS MOON CRYING

Comments:

Hilda: ...

Silver: *Points at Gladion*

Gladion: Thanks for throwing me under the bus

Hilda: What're friends for?

Silver: Attempted murder

Sun: *Whispers* Honey I rose up from the dead I do it all the time

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Sylveon has updated her status- Eh

Comments:

Arceus: Do it

Sylveon: But the shippers-

Arceus: Crush them

Arceus: I want to see their angst

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~Iris and Trip are in a relationship~

Comments:

Ash: *GASP*

Ash: YOU

Ash: BETRAYING

Ash: HOE

Iris: Ash please!

Iris: I don't garden!

Ash: BUT WHAT ABOUT OUR WEEKLY ROASTING SESSIONS

Trip: Sorry?

Ash: Once every week, a bunch of my friends and I get together and roast our rivals

Iris: You should see Brock's assault on Reggie

May: It's brutal stuff

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Trip has tagged Ash in his status- Tell me more about this roast session

Comments:

Ash: Well my friends and I roast my rivals and sh*t

Ash: Dawn used to come a lot

Paul: What

Ash: But she stopped after awhile

Paul: Oh

Ash: Cause she's weak

Dawn: I'm not weak, I love my boyfriend

Ash: Weak

Ash: NOW I'M GONNA LOSE IRIS TOO AND I'M SALTY

Ash: Also wth you guys why do you always gotta date the people I HATE

Iris: It's funny

Dawn: I like watching you freak out

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Cilan has updated his status- WELL I'M TRIGGERED

Comments:

Georgia: SAME

Kenny: Welcome to the club

Barry: It sucks

Conway: I've been triggered for nearly two years

Kenny: But you're weird

Conway: Stop acting like you ever had a chance with Dawn. You know she would've ended up with either Ash or Paul