Chapter Stop it Hilda

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Sylveon has tagged Arceus in her status- Ya know...people ship us

Comments:

Arceus: What

Arceus: Omg

Arceus: I'm a ship

Arceus: This is great

Arceus: My life is complete

Sylveon: You're so easy to please it's scary

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Ash has updated his status- Okay, if I get shot, what do you do?

Comments:

Trip: Celebrate

Dawn: Avenge you

Serena: Continue to wait for Clemont to text me back

Max: Buy milk

Paul: I'm the one that shot you

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Silver has tagged Lyra in his status- I'm gonna ask you a question, and I want you to answer 100% honestly

Comments:

Lyra: Yes I do look this good all the time

Silver: ...Well yes but no

Lyra: Oh

Silver: Where are all my shirts

Lyra: Don't know

Silver: Don't lie

Lyra: I'm not!

Gold: Hehe

Silver: ...

Silver: You are not my boyfriend

Silver: Stop it

Gold: I COULD BE

Lyra: No go away

Gold: I WILL NOT

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Lucas has tagged May in his status- I thought you were dating Brendan???

Comments:

May: Oh I was

May: But then he started dating Hilbert as a joke

May: But then they like actually fell in love

Lucas: Wow

May: Crazy right

May: It's some otp level stuff

May: I spoke at their wedding

Lucas: Oh

May: It was great

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Blue has tagged Red in his status- I bet I can make you say 'what' without even realizing it

Comments:

Red: ???

Blue: I love you

Red: What

Red: ...

Red: Sh*t

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N has updated his status- Okay I am very confused, I went out today and I bought Hilda Panera and when I gave it to her, she cried

Comments:

Hilda: IT WAS JUST SO SWEET OF YOU TO THINK OF ME! <3

Silver: ...

Gladion: *turns to Arceus*

Arceus: Nope

Hilda: What

N: She cried for ten minutes

N: That's longer than I cried watching Finding Dory

Silver: Wow

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- Honey why are you crying

Comments:

Hilda: I DROPPED MY SPOON

Silver: Arceus are you sure you didn't do this?

Arceus: Quite

N: She finally stopped, but then she started crying again

Gladion: Why?

Hilda: I was reliving it!!!

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Moon has tagged Hilda in her status- So like, are you okay?

Comments:

Hilda: Yeah I'm fine

Lyra: What's with the crying?

Hilda: Oh ya know

Hilda: Just being dramatic

Moon: ...

Lyra: ...

Hilda: I need some food

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Dawn has tagged May in her status- Okay so yesterday I fell asleep at 6 pm and woke up at 7 so I thought no big deal I took a nice one hour nap

Comments:

May: Yeah

Dawn: And I went downstairs for dinner but my mom told me she hadn't seen me all day

May: What

Dawn: I just slept 25 hours

May: Omg

May: You're the person I aspire to be

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Hilda has tagged N in her status- Honey where are you?

Comments:

N: The store?

Hilda: You need to come home

N: Why?

Hilda: There was a Joltik in the bathroom and I said "Come at me bro" and it ran towards me and now I've locked myself outside

N: Well it's not my fault you antagonized the Joltik, Hilda

Hilda: COME HOME NOW OR ELSE







(A/N. Ah

A poorly written thing

That I write in like an hour

Wow great 10/10

I'm gonna maybe eat some food now

And go to sleep

That sounds good yes I will do that

So uh

K thx bai!)

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