Sylveon has tagged Arceus in her status- Ya know...people ship us
Comments:
Arceus: What
Arceus: Omg
Arceus: I'm a ship
Arceus: This is great
Arceus: My life is complete
Sylveon: You're so easy to please it's scary
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Ash has updated his status- Okay, if I get shot, what do you do?
Comments:
Trip: Celebrate
Dawn: Avenge you
Serena: Continue to wait for Clemont to text me back
Max: Buy milk
Paul: I'm the one that shot you
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Silver has tagged Lyra in his status- I'm gonna ask you a question, and I want you to answer 100% honestly
Comments:
Lyra: Yes I do look this good all the time
Silver: ...Well yes but no
Lyra: Oh
Silver: Where are all my shirts
Lyra: Don't know
Silver: Don't lie
Lyra: I'm not!
Gold: Hehe
Silver: ...
Silver: You are not my boyfriend
Silver: Stop it
Gold: I COULD BE
Lyra: No go away
Gold: I WILL NOT
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Lucas has tagged May in his status- I thought you were dating Brendan???
Comments:
May: Oh I was
May: But then he started dating Hilbert as a joke
May: But then they like actually fell in love
Lucas: Wow
May: Crazy right
May: It's some otp level stuff
May: I spoke at their wedding
Lucas: Oh
May: It was great
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Blue has tagged Red in his status- I bet I can make you say 'what' without even realizing it
Comments:
Red: ???
Blue: I love you
Red: What
Red: ...
Red: Sh*t
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N has updated his status- Okay I am very confused, I went out today and I bought Hilda Panera and when I gave it to her, she cried
Comments:
Hilda: IT WAS JUST SO SWEET OF YOU TO THINK OF ME! <3
Silver: ...
Gladion: *turns to Arceus*
Arceus: Nope
Hilda: What
N: She cried for ten minutes
N: That's longer than I cried watching Finding Dory
Silver: Wow
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N has tagged Hilda in his status- Honey why are you crying
Comments:
Hilda: I DROPPED MY SPOON
Silver: Arceus are you sure you didn't do this?
Arceus: Quite
N: She finally stopped, but then she started crying again
Gladion: Why?
Hilda: I was reliving it!!!
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Moon has tagged Hilda in her status- So like, are you okay?
Comments:
Hilda: Yeah I'm fine
Lyra: What's with the crying?
Hilda: Oh ya know
Hilda: Just being dramatic
Moon: ...
Lyra: ...
Hilda: I need some food
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Dawn has tagged May in her status- Okay so yesterday I fell asleep at 6 pm and woke up at 7 so I thought no big deal I took a nice one hour nap
Comments:
May: Yeah
Dawn: And I went downstairs for dinner but my mom told me she hadn't seen me all day
May: What
Dawn: I just slept 25 hours
May: Omg
May: You're the person I aspire to be
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Hilda has tagged N in her status- Honey where are you?
Comments:
N: The store?
Hilda: You need to come home
N: Why?
Hilda: There was a Joltik in the bathroom and I said "Come at me bro" and it ran towards me and now I've locked myself outside
N: Well it's not my fault you antagonized the Joltik, Hilda
Hilda: COME HOME NOW OR ELSE
(A/N. Ah
A poorly written thing
That I write in like an hour
Wow great 10/10
I'm gonna maybe eat some food now
And go to sleep
That sounds good yes I will do that
So uh
K thx bai!)
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If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]
FanficWhat would happen if the Pokémon characters had Facebook? Horrible things? Dramatic things? Weird things? Irrelevant things? Unnecessary things? The possibilities are endless!! Read along as Ash and many other characters enjoy/hate the life that is...