If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Games are Cool

Hilda has updated her status- When your boyfriend is adorable

Comments:

N: Thx bae

Hilda: Look at him trying to be up to date with his word choices

Bianca: Aw that is cute!

N: I'm not cute. Hmph

Cheren: *rolls eyes* Ughh

Rosa: Aww I think you and N are so cute, Hilda

Hilbert: Eh I've seen cuter

Rosa: Like who

Hilbert: Bianca and Cheren

Cheren: NO NO NO NO NO

Bianca: Come on Cheren I'm not that bad...am I?

Cheren: I-I just think you're better suited for somebody like Barry

Barry: Hey don't drag DP into this, this is BW and BW2

Dawn: Great now ya got Barry started

Lucas: He'll never shut up now

Barry: HEY WHATS THE BIG IDEA

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N has updated his status- I am not cute

Comments:

Hilda: No honey, you're adorable

N: No

Hilda: Yes

N: No

Hilda: Yes

N: No

Hilda: N please

N: I'm not cute I'm hot

Hilda: Okay honey

N: Do you not think I'm hot

Hilda: I do

N: Wouldn't kill you to say it once in awhile

Cheren: Ugh shut up you two, God

Hilda: Hey it's not my fault you're single, Cheren. I tried to set you up

Cheren: With Bianca

Hilda: So?

Cheren: SO ITS BIANCA

Bianca: JEEZ CHEREN WHY ARE WE EVEN FRIENDS

Cheren: Cause I like you as a friend

Hilda: Sure okay Cheren I read your diary

Cheren: ...

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Cheren has updated his status- I DO NOT HAVE A DIARY

Comments:

Hilda: Lol yes you do. Bianca, N and I raided your room

Cheren: Why?!

Hilda: Your mom told us you had a diary when you were a kid. Who knew it would be so recent XD

Cheren: Great

Nate: Caught

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Ghetsis has tagged N in his status- The girl must be disposed of

Comments:

N: No daddy I love her!

Hilda: *Softly pats N's face*

A/N. I don't even know I had a stupid idea XD

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Blue has updated his status- Hey Green what's up? ;)

Comments:

Green: No.

Prof. Oak: REJECTED

Blue: Thanks Pops...

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Lyra has updated her status- We

Are the awesome
Crew
We'll always save the day
And if you think we can't
We'll
Always find a way
That why the people of this world believe in
Lyra
Red, Blue
And Gold
And Silver

Comments:

Red: ...*shakes head*

Blue: I loved it

Yellow: WHY AM I NOT MENTIONED

Silver: You can take my place...

Lyra: No Silver!!

Silver: Dating you is exhausting

Lyra: THEN DATE GOLD

Silver: That'd be worse

Gold: Hey! Am I not good enough for you, Silver?

Silver: I will not have this conversation again!

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Brendan has updated his status- That moment when you have to battle your gf's dad to get a badge

Comments:

Norman: If you lose you break up with my daughter

Brendan: And if I win?

Norman: I kill you

Brendan: ....

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Brendan has updated his status- Gonna go find another gym
~May has liked this status

Read this maybe?

Idk what's happening in this chapter. But can you tell I like Steven Universe. I combined two things I love-Pokemon and Steven Universe

Also I really really ship N and Hilda right now XD