If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter I know y'all wanna fix the fourth wall, but you can't

Iris has updated her status- Jam sesh. Go

Comments:

Chili: 'Cause you're hot

Brycen: Then you're cold

Alder: You're yes

Lenora: Then you're no

Elesa: You're in

Cheren: Then you're out

Skyla: You're up

Clay: Then you're down

Bianca: You're wrong

Hugh: When it's right

Hilbert: It's black

Hilda: And it's white

Nate: We fight, we break up

Rosa: We kiss, we make up

Iris: Excellent

Blue: Perfect

Blue: Like me

Hilbert: YA RIGHT

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Hau has updated his status- Ya know what? I need a hero. I'm holding on for a hero 'til the morning light

Comments:

Gladion: GO AWAY

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Arceus has updated his status- I'm bored

Comments:

Hilda: Um

Hilda: Okay?

Paul: You should run

Hilda: You're anime tho

Paul: Just run

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- Ya know how humans make kids?

Comments:

Hilda: Um I'm afraid of where this is going but yeah...

N: We should do that

N: Now

Hilda: N WHAT

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Hugh has updated his status- OH ROSA I'M SO HAPPY YOU'RE BACK FROM THE GYM

Comments:

Rosa: What

Rosa: Why

Hugh: IT'S RAINING AND I'M SCARED

Hilda: OH NO

Arceus: Oh yes

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Hilda has tagged N in his status- STOP BEING SINFUL

Comments:

N: Your mom said she wanted grandkids right? <3