If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter 13

Magikarp has updated his status- Is this all I'm worth? A space in your PC box? Not a spot on your team? I can aspire to be great things! Dearest Trainer, has thou ever heard the saying? ' If you don't struggle, you do not achieve'? Please, bring me with you...

Comments:

Misty: Omg that was beautiful!!

Dawn: Its like something the professor would write!

May: Aw poor little Magikarp :(

Ash: WHYYYYY???!!! WHY MUST THIS HAPPEN TO SUCH A WONDERFUL CREATURE???!!

Arceus: Even God is saddened

Gary: Aww...

Silver: Get over it

Everyone: .....

Silver: ......

Everyone: .....

Silver: ......

Everyone: .....

Silver: ......

Everyone: .....

Silver: ......

Gary: You heartless bastard

Gold: Yes, but he's our  heartless bastard

Lyra: Very true

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Ash has updated his status- Im depressed

Comments:

Misty: Whats wrong!

Ash: I was only God for an hour :(

Misty: ...Well... it'd be best if you weren't God

Ash: Whaaaaat! Misty! You're supposed to support meeeeeeeee

Misty: Oh sorry Ash!

Ash: Im gonna go talk to May now! >:(

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Ash has updated his status- Im depressed

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Ash has updated his status- OH I GET IT SO NOBODY CARES ABOUT ME NOW?!!! THATS GREAT! JUST PEACHY! I GUESS I'LL LEAVE CAUSE NOBODY CARES!

Comments:

Gary: Ughh Ash is having an episode again

Ash: NO IM NOT GARE GARE

Gary: Don't call me that

Ash: IM ENTITLED TO DO WHAT I WANT

Gary: Ughhh >:( Ashhh

Ash: WHAT

Gary: Go make out with Misty

Misty: WTF GARY?!

Ash: K

Misty: Get away from me

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Ash has updated his status-Im depressed again

Comments:

Serena: Oh Ash, whats wrong?

Ash: Misty wont love me

Serena: ....

Serena has logged off to go die in a hole and rethink her life~

Gary: How can she do that if she's dead

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Ash has updated his status- Nobody loves me :(

Comments:

Gary: Ash are you a woman

Ash: Umm what

Gary: Is it that time of the month?

Ash: WHAT? NO! IM NOT A WOMAN

Gary: Then stop ACTING LIKE ONE

Ash: ....

Ash: ....

Ash: Fuck you

Machoke: TERMINATED

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Pikachu has updated his status- Im so confused as to what is happening

Comments:

Braixen: True

Frogadier: Same

Snivy: Ditto

That creepy stalker ditto: You called?? ;) <3

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(A/N) Hey whats up????? The sky- that's the answer. Anywaysssssss, I have zero idea what this chapter is about... its probably really short. But don't you guys just love Silver? He's a ray of sunshine isn't he? I think Im gonna start putting questions in the part of the story...the end. So I have a question for ya'll... who's your favorite Pokémon Character? Not including actual Pokémon (Sorry) It can be a game character though. Or, whos your favorite Anime character and your favorite game character from Pokémon. I assume you like Pokémon considering youre reading this story.... K thx bai

                                                                                                                         -Chloe