If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

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Hilda has updated her status- N made me sleep on the couch last night

Comments:

N: Well YOU didn't ride the ferris wheel with me!

Hilda: I did! Seven times!

N: No excuses!

Cheren: Ugh you two are annoying

Hilda: Jealousssssss

Cheren: Shut up

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Reggie has updated his status- Uh Paul?

Comments:

Paul: What

Reggie: Why are you hiding under your covers?

Paul: I'm avoiding

Reggie: Avoiding what?

Barry: PAUUUULLLL COME HAVE A BATTLE WITH MEEEE

Paul: Ask me again Reggie

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Hau has updated his status- What do you call a dictionary on drugs?

Comments:

Gladion: If you say "addictionary" I will kill you

Hau: I was gonna say "high definition" but yours is better

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Gary has tagged Virgin Airlines in his status- Can I still buy a ticket even though I've done $ex?

Comments:

Virgin Airlines: Um yes sir

Gary: Cause I have

Virgin Airlines: Please

Gary: I've done it all

Virgin Airlines: Leave

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Silver has updated his status- I hate my life

Comments:

Gold: Try being dead inside

Gold: Oh wait

Silver: ...

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Silver has tagged Gladion and Hilda in his status- Hey you two know how to get away with murder, right?

Comments:

Hilda: Yeah

Gladion: Of course

Hilda: All of the murder

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Delia has tagged Ash in her status- I'll be home at 11 okay bye!

Comments:

Ash: Bye

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Ash has updated his status- Its 11:01 that's it I'm alone it's time to start my orphan life

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~Rosa and Hugh are in a relationship~

Comments:

Nate: SH*T

Nate: I JUST LOST TWO POSSIBLE OPTIONS

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Bianca has updated her status- Hey Cheren?

Comments:

Cheren: What

Bianca: I love you

Cheren: Psh...W...What

Bianca: You're my best friend!

Cheren: Oh thank Arceus

Hilda: B*TCH

Hilda: EXCUSE ME?

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Ash has tagged Arceus in his status- Um excuse me what did you do

Comments:

Iris: I gotta take a shower brb

Gary: Go ahead I don't even care

Arceus: Whatever do you mean?

Barry: HOW AM I SUPPOSED TO AVOID BARRY IF I AM BARRY

Paul: GASP I'M PAUL <3

Arceus: Oh that

Arceus: Riiight

Arceus: I don't see a problem

(A/N. Were you all expecting a milestone chapter because I've conditioned you to believe that if the word "Chapter" wasn't in the title it was a milestone thing?

Yes?

No?

Eh I tried

Woah two updates in two days?

Woooooowwww

This probably won't happen again

Or maybe it will idk

So uh

K thx bai!)