If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter I love Friends

Dawn has updated her status- Sometimes I look at my boyfriend and think, dang you are one lucky man

Comments:

Paul: I know I am

Dawn: OMG BABE ILY

Paul: I know that too

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N has updated his status- Okay I am very worried about Hilda

Comments:

Silver: Yeah?

N: Today she put her slippers on the wrong feet and she cried for twenty minutes

Gladion: Is that all?

N: I also found her screaming at the tv

Hilda: Well Ross and Rachel were on a break!!!

Lyra: No they weren't!

Hilda: FIGHT ME LYRA

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Arceus has tagged Sylveon in its status- I have an idea

Comments:

Nobody: Oh no

Sylveon: What ship are we crushing?

Arceus: None you hoe!

Sylveon: Unfortunate

Arceus: What if, and hear me out, YOU TELL ME WHAT'S UP WITH HILDA

Sylveon: Lol no

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Sun has tagged Hau in his status- Bruh you know what I realized?

Comments:

Hau: What

Sun: Gladion is the human version of Hot Topic

Moon: Oh my Arceus he is

Gladion: NO

Sun: YES

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Ash has updated his status- If you like me you gotta tell me and even then I'm not sure

Comments:

Misty: That's because you're an idiot

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- Around what time are you going to be able to pay attention to me?

Comments:

Hilda: When Richard backs the f**k up from Monica and lets my ship sail

Hilda: So

Hilda: Soon, babe

N: Yay

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Gladion has updated his status- You can tell a lot about a woman's mood just by her hands

Comments:

Sun: Yeah?

Gladion: Yup

Gladion: For example, if she's holding a gun, she's probably angry

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Hugh has updated his status- Anyone know of a job for someone who hates people?

Comments:

Silver: Murder squad

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Rosa has updated her status- So the director of a movie I'm in told me I had to lose weight for a role so I did but when I came back he told me I needed to put on ten pounds but I had lost ten pounds for the role

Comments:

Bianca: Weird

Rosa: But then he had the audacity to tell me I put too much parmesan cheese on my pasta

Rosa: So I quit cause I didn't need that kind of negativity in my life

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N has updated his status- I like living with my girlfriend cause it's like having a sleepover every day with my best friend

Comments:

Hilda: AND I'M CRYING AGAIN

Hilda: THANKS

N: I love you <3

Hilda: Now my nose is bleeding too wtf you grasshead

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May has tagged Dawn in her status- Sleep or Paul?

Comments:

Dawn: Sleep

Paul: What

May: Food or Paul?

Dawn: Paul

Paul: Good to know that I'm second in your life

Dawn: Well I'd prefer sleep and Paul, but that wasn't an option, babe

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Arceus has tagged Sylveon in its status- You remind me of something

Comments:

Sylveon: What?

Arceus: A piece of gardening equipment...

Sylveon: Oh?

Arceus: Yeah I think it's called a hoe

Sylveon: Omg no way

Arceus: What

Sylveon: Those remind me of you

Nobody: You two have a very weird relationship

Sylveon: Well some people don't even know you exist so...

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Hilda has tagged Hilbert in her status- Wait you had a wedding???

Comments:

Brendan: Uh oh

Hilbert: Um...no...

Hilda: This is a stab in the back

Silver: Is this a bad time to mention that they invited me?

Hilbert: YES

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Nate has tagged Hilda in his status- Omg are you gonna murder them now???

Comments:

Hilda: Nah I'm not in the murdering mood

Silver: WHAT

Gladion: *GASP*

Arceus: WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU

Sylveon: Lol who knows?

Sylveon: Oh wait

Sylveon: I do

(A/N. Wow another update???

Cool

So I like certain parts of this chapter but eh

I could've put more effort into it

But I didn't so uh

K thx bai!)