If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter JAM SESH

Lyra has updated her status- BUT MAMA IM IN LOVE WITH A CRIMINAL

Comments:

Hilda: AND THIS TYPE OF LOVE ISNT RATIONAL ITS PHYSICAL

Moon: MAMA PLEASE DONT CRY I WILL BE ALRIGHT

Lyra: ALL REASON ASIDE I JUST CANT DENY

Moon: LOVE THE GUY

Silver: Hey

N: PROVE IT

N: LET ME EAT GRASS

Hilda: NO

Hau: Gladion Moon's singing about you

Moon: SHUT YOUR STUPID PRECIOUS LITTLE FACE

Gladion: I'm not a criminal smh

Sun: Ehhhhh

Lillie: Debatable

Gladion: WOW

Sun: *Gladion voice* This is why I left

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Delia has tagged Ash in her status- Who ate all the cookies?

Comments:

Ash: Ninjas

Delia: I didn't see them

Ash: No one ever does

Delia: ...

Delia: Fine

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Dawn has tagged Paul in her status- Come over

Comments:

Paul: Can't

Dawn: My mom isn't home

Paul: I know

Paul: She's here

Paul: We're talking about how uncomfortable you are being by yourself

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Bewear has updated his status- Bewear, Bewear, be skeptical

Comments:

Ho-oh: Of their smiles, their smiles of plated gold

N: Deceit so natural

Lycanroc (midnight): But a wolf

Mareep: In sheep's clothing IS MORE THAN A WARNING

Arceus: Amazing

Arceus: Beautiful

Arceus: Inspired

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Dawn has updated her status- Be my bad boy be my man!

Comments:

Iris: BE MY WEEKEND LOVER BUT DON'T BE MY FRIEND

Dawn: You can be my bad boy, but understand!

Iris: THAT I DON'T NEED YOU IN MY LIFE AGAIN

Dawn: I love the energy Iris gives when she sings

Dawn: That's why she's my favorite

May: You b*tch

May: What am I

Dawn: A person who sings with zero energy