If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Hecking writing

Hau has tagged Gladion in his status- Knock knock

Comments:

Gladion: ...Who's there?

Hau: Hoo

Gladion: Hoo who?

Hau: Lol are you an owl Pokémon?

Gladion: ...

Gladion: Owl f*ckin kill you b*tch

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Hilbert has tagged Cheren in his status- Wanna hear a joke?

Comments:

Cheren: Sure?

Hilbert: $ex

Cheren: I don't get it

Hilbert: I know you don't

Hilda: HO SH*T

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Dawn has updated her status- I hate when I make a joke about wanting to die but then realize I'm not on the internet and I can't casually mention death irl

Comments:

Paul: I do it

Dawn: I know

Dawn: But that's different

Paul: Why's that?

Ash: Cause you're heartless

Paul: Well you're not wrong

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Hau has updated his status- Ya know, the years really do start coming and they don't stop coming

Comments:

Gladion: I HATE YOU

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Paul has updated his status- My girl could have a dumb a$$ reason for hating you, but I gotta support that dumb a$$ reasons and hate you too, b*tch

Comments:

Dawn: Babe that's sweet

Dawn: But

Dawn: You hate everyone

Paul: That just makes it easier

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Ash has updated his status- I was watching Mulan and Shang started singing "I'll make a man out of you" and he said "You're a spineless, pale, pathetic lot" and it reminded me of Paul

Comments:

Iris: Does that make Dawn Mulan?

Dawn: I FREAKING LOVE MULAN

May: Whenever I hear that song and they say "Be a man" I always hear "Be Batman" and it f**ks me up so bad

Paul: We're from Japan not China you weirdos wth

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May has updated her status- Can't believe I've been single for nearly seven months now

Comments:

Drew: Worst seven months of my life

May: That was almost cute

Drew: Well ya not as cute as you tho

May: DAMMIT YOU'RE CUTE

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Max has tagged May in his status- Hey can you go buy some cereal at the store?

Comments:

May: I don't speak Japanese

Max: You just did

May: Well I don't know what to tell you

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Hilda has updated her status- N it's just a rainstorm, why are you hiding under the covers?

Comments:

N: IT'S SCARY

Hilda: But the covers, why?

N: BECAUSE YOU'RE AT THE STORE SO YOU CAN'T PROTECT ME

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Silver has tagged Lyra in his status- Why are you hiding under the bed?

Comments:

Lyra: No reason

Silver: Are you sur-

Lyra: I SAW A SPINARAK IN THE BATHROOM

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Gladion has tagged Silver and Hilda in his status- Why are your significant others scared of everything

Comments:

Hilda: If I had all the answers, I would tell you

(A/N. Hey guys look who updated again

Me

It's me

Anyways

Remember my Q&A chapter?

I kinda wanna do another one of those

Maybe

Eh maybe not

So uh

K thx bai!)