If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Coolio

Hilda has updated her status- HOKAY MY MOMS CRAZY

Comments:

Bianca: What happened?

N: NOTHING

Hilda: N-

N: SHUSH

Hilda: Excuse me?

N: I'm sorry I love you

Hugh: F**kin whipped

N: BUT DON'T TELL

N: I'M SCARRED FOR LIFE

Cheren: Stop whining and tell us what happened
~Hugh has liked this comment

Hilda: She asked when she's gonna have grandchildren

N: HILDA

Hilda: She also asked how many

N: HILDA WHYYYY

Hilda: This is your punishment

N: For what?

Hilda: EATING GRASS

N: I WILL NEVER STOP EATING GRASS

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Ash has tagged N in his status- What does "N" even sand for?

Comments:

N: It stands for NONE OF YOUR BUSINESS

Ghetsis: It stands for Natural

N: FATHER

Ghetsis: I'm sorry, I don't have a son

N: WHY

Ash: Petty

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Hau has updated his status- Hey...Hey Gladion

Comments:

Gladion: What

Hau: Wanna hear a joke about ghosts?

Gladion: No

Hau: That's the spirit

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Drew has tagged May in his status- Its been nearly five months since my first love died. Damn I miss you girl

Comments:

May: Quit telling everyone I'm dead

Drew: Sometimes it still feels like she's commenting on my posts

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May has updated her status- We all have that one friend who could work for the FBI with their Facebook stalking skills

Comments:

Misty: Dawn?

May: Dawn

Ash: This is true

Brock: Uh where is Dawn?

Ash: What do you mean

Brock: She's been inactive

Ash: PAUL

Paul: What

Ash: WHERE IS MY BFF

Paul: She's with me

Ash: WHAT

Paul: Her mom took her phone away

May: Why?

Paul: Because she's "a sinner who does drugs"

Misty: Well is she?

Paul: She's not doing drugs

Ash: WHY SHOULD I BELIEVE YOU?

Johanna: SHES DOING DRUGS AND I KNOW IT. ITS PAULS FAULT HES A BAD INFLUENCE

Ash: That's true

Paul: She's not doing drugs!

Johanna: THEN WHAT IS SHE DOING?

Drew: Paul
~May, Misty, and two others have liked this comment

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Hau has tagged Gladion in his status- Hey...Hau are ya doin'?

Comments:

Gladion: Pretty good- planning a murder, actually

(A/N. Weeellll

Idk

I was bored so I tried to write something

It's not great and it's short but whatever

Also I really really ship Hilda and N rn sooo I'm trash

Also I'm going to see the new Spider-Man in a few hours so that's gonna be great Tom Holland is so cute <3

Sorry

I'm

Trash

So

K thx bai!)