If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter I love my gay children

Sylveon has updated her status- It has nothing to do with the chapter it's just a general statement

Comment:

Ash: What

Sylveon: Shhh

Ash: But-

Sylveon: -SHUT UP OR I'LL TERMINATE YOU

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Hilda has updated her status- Literally every time N and I watch Spirit, he cries

Comments:

N: SPIRIT WAS THE HORSE THAT COULDN'T BE BROKEN UNTIL RAIN WAS SHOT AND HE WAS FORCED TO LEAVE HER FOR DEAD

Hilda: *sigh*

N: AND THEN AT THE END SHE WAS ALIVE AND LITTLE CREEK HAD TO LET RAIN GO SO SHE COULD JOIN SPIRIT IN THE WILD

Hilbert: *cries*

Hilda: You too?

Hilbert: You're not crying?!

Hilbert: That sh*t is emotional!!!

Hilda: I feel like Scar with the Hyenas

Hilbert: Why's that?

Hilda: I'm surrounded by idiots

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Paul just updated his status- I just watched my girlfriend eat an entire cake by herself

Comments:

Dawn: You bet I did

May: Marry her

Paul: STOP TELLING ME TO MARRY DAWN

May: Why tho

Dawn: He has commitment issues

Paul: I do not

Dawn: Name one thing you're committed to

Paul: Psh...

Paul: ...You...

Ash: Untrue you two have broken up like three times in the past, like, two years

May: Get rekt you scrub

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- Hey honey?

Comments:

Hilda: What

N: Can I take a nap

Hilda: Sure

N: In your bed

Hilda: Sure

N: YAY THIS IS EXCITING

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Cheren has tagged Hilda in his status- Don't you guys sleep in the same bed anyway?

Comments:

Hilda: Just let it happen he gets so happy

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Silver has tagged Lyra in his status- Um excuse me

Comments:

Lyra: You're excused

Silver: Where is my jacket

Lyra: I have zero idea what you're talking about

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Silver has tagged Lyra in his status- Where's my shirt

Comments:

Lyra: Stop asking me questions I don't have answers to

Silver: STOP STEALING MY CLOTHES

Lyra: N E V E R

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Gladion has tagged Silver in his status- Trouble in paradise?

Comments:

Silver: At least I'm not single you flower

Gladion: YA KNOW WHAT

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Green has tagged Blue in her status- Stop talking about Red

Comments:

Yellow: In ten years time I bet you won't even remember his last name

Blue: In ten years time he'll have my last name

Green: What

Blue: What

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Lyra has tagged Silver in her status- Where are you going?

Comments:

Silver: I'm either getting ice cream or committing a felony

Silver: ...

Silver: I'll decide in the car

(A/N. YOU GUYS I'M OBSESSING OVER FIERROCHASE AND SOLANGELO GODS HELP MEEEEEEEE

Jk

I don't WANT HELP

I'M GONNA KEEP BEING TRASH

Aaaanyway

It's been awhile since I updated

Yeah

Like a whole

Five days

Crazy

So uh

K thx bai

Also sorry about the Spirit spoilers but it's been like 10+ years alright)