If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter What's up with N? Idk man

Hilda has tagged Hilbert in her status- I'm gonna hurt you

Comments:

Hilbert: What are you complaining about

N: BAMBI'S MOM GOT SHOT

Hilda: *Points accusingly*

Hilbert: Well it's a heartbreaking moment Hilda, idk what to tell you

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Ash has tagged Paul in his status- Okay but why haven't you married Dawn yet

Comments:

Dawn: Paul has commitment issues

Paul: I do not

Dawn: Yes you do

Paul: No

Paul: I'm committed to you

Dawn: Aww <3

Ash: Wtf are you talking about you guys broke up like three times in under two years
~Gary, Misty, and two others have liked this comment

Arceus: You've made this joke already

Sylveon: I know but it was under appreciated and I'm salty

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Hilda has tagged N in her status- Natural Harmonia Gropius where are my sheets?

Comments:

N: ...I took them

Hilda: Why?

N: ...

N: ...They smell like you...

Hilda: So you took them?

N: Um

N: Yes

Hilda: ...

Hilda: Okay

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Silver has tagged Lyra in his status- You're annoying

Comments:

Lyra: Then why do you love me??? HUUUUHHH???

Silver: Cause you bug me, weirdo

Silver: Duh

Hilda: "Duh"

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- WHERE ARE YOU GOING

Comments:

Hilda: Oh ya know

Hilda: Out

N: "Out" she says

N: THANKS FOR CLARIFYING THAT HONEY

Cheren: Woah

Hilbert: That salt tho

Hilda: Where is this attitude coming from???

N: The lack of attention

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Lyra has tagged Silver in her status- Please don't eat dinner with any hoes whilst on your murder trip!

Comments:

Silver: Babe I won't

Silver: Also I'm not going on a murder trip