Chapter Don't even ask

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Caroline has tagged May in her status- Your room is a mess!

Comments:

May: You should see my life
~Drew, Solidad, and two others have liked this comment

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Norman has tagged May in his status- Why is everything on the floor?

Comments:

May: Gravity, dad
~Solidad, Drew and three others have liked this status

Norman: Are you talking back to me?
~Caroline has liked this comment

May: Yes dad, that's how a conversation works
~Drew and Ash have liked this comment

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Gary has tagged Ash in his status- Hey can you hear me?

Comments:

Ash: No it's too dark

Gary: ...

Gary: Okay then

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Hau has tagged Gladion in his status- What if instead of a cleaning slave, Cinderella was a cooking slave? Then her name would be Mozzarella

Comments:

Gladion: Don't ever talk to me again

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Lyra has updated her status- Love is a weird thing like you just pick a human and are like yes I'll let this one ruin my life forever

Comments:

Silver: I hate you

Lyra: I hate you too <3

Gold: NOoOOoO

Gold: My Silver

Lyra: GET AWAY

Gold: *hiss*

Silver: I hate the both of you

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Serena has updated her status- Why is it that you can tell when someone likes someone else, but you can't tell when someone likes you?

Comments:

Ash: Quit subtweeting about me
~Bonnie and Clemont have liked this comment

Paul: This isn't Twitter

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Gary has updated his status- That awkward moment when you're about to hug someone sexy but you headbutt the mirror

Comments:

Misty: I've never met someone with a bigger ego than you

May: @ Drew

Drew: My ego isn't that big

Ash: @ Paul

Paul: F**k off

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Paul has updated his status- Dawn's angry at me

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