If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter CAN'T STOP WON'T STOP

Hilda has tagged N in her status- Hey

Comments:

N: I HAVE A GIRLFRIEND

Hilda: Yes I know...I'm your girlfriend

N: I know I just still can't believe it!

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May has tagged Drew in her status- What's up you hoe

Comments:

Drew: Nm

Arceus: U G H

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Arceus has updated its status- WHY CAN'T THEY JUST KISS AND LOVE EACH OTHER ALREADY

I'M GOING TO GO BUY GIRL SCOUT COOKIES AND EAT THEM OUT OF ANGER

Comments:

Misty: Are you okay?

Arceus: NO

Ash: Otp struggles

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Lyra has tagged Pokemart Clerk in her status- I lost my boyfriend can I make an announcement?

Comments:

Pokemart Clerk: Okay??

Lyra: *Leans into mic* Goodbye you little sh*t

Silver: Get your dramatic a$$ back over here and help me figure out which milk to buy

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Serena has updated her status- What if there's more to life than eating food??

Comments:

May: UM

Ash: EXCUSE YOU

Iris: I AM TRIGGERED

Cilan: HECKING SHOOKETH

Brock: I AM SHOOK

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Dawn has updated her status- Ya know, time really flies when you take two naps a day

Comments:

May: Same tho

Paul: She's not joking

Paul: She woke up an hour ago from her second nap

Dawn: I think I may need a third

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May has updated her status- Dating tips: Don't

Comments:

Arceus: NO THAT'S NOT TRUE

Drew: What

Arceus: KISS

May and Drew: Nah

Arceus: *Frustrated screeching*

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May has updated her status- My life is like a romantic comedy except there's no romance and it's just me laughing at my own jokes

Comments:

Drew: Same

Arceus: *SCREAMS*

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Blue has updated his status- Hey guys do I look straight

Comments:

Red: I hope not

Green: Not since Red came along

Yellow: Nope

Lyra: No

Silver: Nah

Gold: No

Blue: I was talking about my parking

Red: ...

Green: ...

Yellow: ...

Lyra: ...

Silver: ...

Gold: ...

Green: Still no

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Drew has started a conversation with May

Drew: So how much longer are we pretending we aren't dating?

May: Until that b*tch a$$ Arceus suffers for his sins

Drew: Sins?

May: IT BOUGHT ALL THE THIN MINTS

Drew: THAT BASTARD

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Brendan has tagged Hilbert in his status- I think we have to get married in order to support our son

Comments:

Nate: Oh my god

Hilbert: I think that's a good idea

Hilda: Yes do it

Nate: Hilda!

Hilda: Shhhhh let it happen smol child

(A/N. Soooo

I'm back again

Still obsessing over FierroChase and Solangelo thx for asking

And I let my cousin borrow the first Magnus Chase book

So now...

...It begins...

Also I'm currently listening to the Spirit soundtrack cause why not? *insert wynaut zoidberg meme here*

So uh

Oh homecoming was on Saturday

I didn't go of course

I didn't have anyone to go with

My friends who were going had dates

And Arceus knows no one was gonna ask me XD

I had more fun updating this trash and looking at memes anyway

So uh

K thx bai!)