If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Look I updated

Hilda has tagged N in her status- I'm going to Johto, don't ask why

Comments:

N: Why are you leaving meeeee

Hilda: Jk I'm not the meeting is in Unova this time

Silver: Ugh I have to buy a plane ticket?

Silver: And get on a plane?

Silver: Ew

Gladion: Get over it

Silver: Shut up Flower Boy

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Moon has tagged Gladion in her status- Have fun on your murder trip! <3

Comments:

Gladion: Thanks <3

Moon: One thing tho

Moon: Get blood on your clothes and I will kill you and make it look like an accident

Gladion: ...

Silver: Maybe she should be in the squad

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Lyra has tagged Silver in her status- Have a safe flight

Comments:

Silver: I have no power over the safety of the flight

Lyra: ...

Silver: ...

Lyra: Die then

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N has tagged Hilda in his status- Babe can I watch Tarzan

Comments:

Hilda: Can I watch with you

N: You wanna watch with me?

Hilda: Well if you don't want me t-

N: -NO YOU SAID YOU WOULD NO TAKE BACKS

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Serena has tagged Clemont in her status- Hey come over

Comments:

Clemont: I can't I'm busy

Serena: My mom's not home

Clemont: Don't worry, she'll be back

Serena: U G H

Brock: Dude, she's flirting with you

Clemont: She's WHAT

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Sun has tagged Gladion, Hilda, and one other in his status- Ya know I've always kinda wondered how you never get in trouble with the law

Comments:

Hilda: Officer Jenny hired us, actually

Lillie: Um...what?

Silver: She says the illegal meme dealers are going crazy selling the memes

Gladion: So she wants us to find and murder the dealers

Sun: Huh

Sun: Brb I gotta go get rid of all of my memes

Sun: Completely legally of course

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Blue has tagged Red in his status- Bro I'm gonna tell the whole world we're bros

Comments:

Red: ???

Blue: *Whispers* We're bros

Red: ...

Blue: ...

Red: Why'd you whisper?

Blue: Cause you're my whole world

Red: ...

Blue: ...

Red: Bro...

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May has updated her status- Eating spaghetti to forgetti my regretti

Comments:

Drew: You'd be eating it regardless

May: ...

May: What are you, the pasta police?

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Hau has tagged Kiawe in his status- How come your mom lets you have two girlfriends?

Comments:

Kiawe: What

Mallow: Lana's a hoe

Lana: YOU'RE A HOE

Mallow: I CALLED DIBS AND YOU KNOW IT

Lana: WELL I CALLED DIBS ON THE LAST MALASADA THE OTHER DAY BUT YOU TOOK IT ANYWAY

Lana: I GUESS DIBS DOESN'T MEAN ANYTHING TO YOU EITHER

Kiawe: ...

Kiawe: Moon you're dating Gladion, right?

Moon: Ye

Kiawe: Great

Moon: Was I your back up in case it went south with these two?

Kiawe: Ya

Moon: Makes sense

Gladion: ...

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Gladion has tagged Sun in his status- Plant some of your "completely legal" memes on Kiawe and I won't kill you

Comments:

Sun: So, hypothetically, if I were to give Kiawe these hypothetically illegal memes, then I'd be free of charges aka death?

Gladion: Yup

Sun: ...

Sun: Aight

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Paul has tagged Dawn in his status- Thanks for answering my texts...

Comments:

Dawn: I can explain

Dawn: I was asleep

Paul: You're always asleep

Dawn: It's the closest to death I can get

(A/N. Ah a short chapter

*Sips coffee*

*Tosses coffee because I remembered that I hate coffee*

So

I didn't update yesterday, but I'm updating today soooooo here take it

I feel like the quality of this chapter is slightly better than that of the past two chapters but I guess we'll see

So uh

K thx bai!)