If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter Oh shit the cops

Ash has updated his status- Paul you should change your name to Paul the Savage

Comments:

Paul: No

Arceus: YES

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Dawn has updated her status- Paul should change his name to Paul the bitch who doesn't understand me and insulted my outfit

Comments:

Paul: Get the f**k out

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~Paul has unfriended Dawn

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Ash has updated his status- LETS PLAY WHOS THE BETTER POKEMON BREEDER!
Your choices are- Brock or Reggie!!

Comments:

Brock: Me

Reggie: Me

Brock: ....

Reggie: ....

Brock: How f**king dare you

Reggie: Well I'm better looking so I should win.

Paul: *snort*

Reggie: What?

Paul: You're one of the ugliest people I've met. I don't even know how we're related

Reggie: ...you bitch

Paul: Fight me I dare you

~Paul and Reggie have logged off

Ash: Reggie's a dead man

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~Conway has rejoined Facebook

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Gary has updated his status- Shit

Comments:

Conway: Don't flatter yourself. Dawn is the only one for me

Dawn: Get lost

Ash: Maybe Dawn's the savage....

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Ash has updated his status- Do you ever think other Pokemon see a Growlithe and think " oh shit it's the cops"

Comments:

Minun: Yes

Growlithe: Do you have any idea how much electricity you were stealing from the power plant?

Minun: ....*Runs*

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Conway has updated his status- Hey Dawn have you ever heard of Stranger danger?

Comments:

Dawn: No....

Conway: PERFECT

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Giovanni has updated his status- Jessie, James, Meowth, when I die, I want you to carry my coffin

Comments:

James: That's very kind of yo-

Giovanni: So you can let me down one last time

James: ....

Jessie: .....

Meowth: ..........

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Ash has updated his status- Charizard use Quick attack!!

Comments:

Charizard: The only thing I'll do is quickly not give a f**k

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(A/N. Not only is this chapter short....but it's late. Sorry. Last night I said I was gonna work on it...but then.........I fell asleep. Sorry.

K Thx bai)