If The Pokémon Characters Had Facebook [Completed]

Chapter What's the point of the schedule anymore

Ash has tagged Paul in his status- Do you and Dawn ever argue about where to eat?

Comments:

Paul: Well whenever I asked her she would always say she didn't know

Paul: So eventually when she started asking I just told her to guess

Paul: The first place she guessed is where I took her

Drew: That's genius...

Paul: I know

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Rosa has updated her status- To do list- don't get pregnant

Comments:

Hilda: Sounds reasonable

Hilda: If you weren't a sinner

Rosa: LOOK HILDA I'M SICK OF YOUR ATTITUDE

Hilda: Get in line

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Moon has updated her status- Tell a girl you want her last name and then marry her brother

Comments:

Sun: That's some Shakespearean level of shade

Gladion: Do that

Lillie: Don't do that

Arceus: I don't care what you do as long as someone's ship gets crushed

Moon: Gotcha

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Blue has tagged Red in his status- We should get some coffee cause I like you a latte

Comments:

Red: ...

Red: *Shrugs*

Blue: Why

Blue: Won't

Blue: You

Blue: LOVE

Blue: ME?!

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Blue has tagged Green in his status- Do me a favor

Comments:

Green: Okay?

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Ash has updated his status- I think I'm finally starting to understand girls

Comments:

Misty: Yeah?

Ash: Yeah

Misty: How so?

Ash: If a girl calls another girl a b*tch they are probably friends

Ash: If a girl calls another girl sweetie, they are definitely not friends
~Misty, Dawn, and three others have liked this comment

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Green has tagged Blue in her status- You look a lot like my next boyfriend

Comments:

Red: UM

Red: Excuse me

Red: No

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Lyra has tagged Silver in her status- Let's commit the perfect crime. Steal my heart and I'll steal yours!